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condescending lecturejob from a girl with huge morals

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

good afternoon to all depressed slavs

i am once again asking all depressed slavs to have a good afternoon and also to oppose all forms of autocratic governments

I think women's restrooms should have urinals not just to be more inclusive but also to give cis girls the option of Challenge Pissing™️

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

#A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

Oh yeah baby, keep coming at me with watery environmental states

every time someone talks about someone "faking disability to live on welfare" or anything to that effect i think about how my mom worked in law and directly knew of a case of a guy who had terminal brain cancer with an estimated few months to live and got rejected the first time he applied for disability income. like, he was 100% going to die and that wasn't disabled enough to not have to jump through a million hoops and get lawyers involved. non-disabled people "living off of welfare" is such a non issue because i cannot bring myself to care about the like, 3 people who maybe successfully do it compared to the thousands of people rejected who need aid

I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and ignores me. I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and does not support me with a single word or a small donation, and ignores me.

My nephew is extremely ill and exhausted, and his health is deteriorating day by day. He requires urgent surgery that cannot be delayed—a procedure that could determine his future and his fate. Every passing day adds to his suffering, and any prayer or support could make a real difference in saving him.

Isn't what I've lost enough? Isn't it enough that I lost my mother, the most precious thing I had, because of the occupation? They prevented her from traveling, and she was sick with cancer. Or should I tell you about my brother, who was martyred in this war? He was the father of my nephew, who needs surgery. He was killed by a bullet to the head. Or my uncle, who was martyred, and half of my relatives and friends. I'm trying so hard not to lose my young nephew too. Please donate, don't let us down. Donate, donate! 💔😭

Only one person has donated €5, and we still need €495. That is all that has been raised in 21 hoursjust one donation and we still need so much more. Please, you are our only hope. Please donate; don't leave me all alone. 😭💔

Two people have donated a total of 30 euros, but we still need 465 euros to get my nephew the surgery he needs as soon as possible. Please donate; do not leave me alone. You are the only ones who can help me. Please don't let any harm come to my nephew. 💔

Everyone, we still need 400 euros; the surgery hasn't been performed yet. Please, you are our only hope—don't let my nephew die. Please donate; my nephew's life is in your hands. I hope one of you can help us raise this amount. Please, please donate. 💔😭

Everyone, we have only 12 hours left to raise the money and book the surgery for tomorrow morning. Please, please—we still need 400 euros. Please donate; don't leave me on my own. Time is running out. I hope we can raise the funds quickly before the deadline. Please don't abandon me—please donate. If we can't raise the money, the surgery won't be possible. Please donate!

I will not frgiive anyone who sees this post and ignores me, or hears about my plight and doesn't d0nate. Please h@lp us and d0nate. Your d0nations are our only hope in life. My family and I are suffering greatly, and your d0nations are our only lifeline. Please stand by me.

Please stand and h@lp us. My family and I are suffering constantly because of my condition, and we don't want to see any of our loved ones die before our eyes. The situation here in Gaza is extremely difficult; the bombing never stops, and people are killed every day. I implore you to d0nate any amount you can. I desperately need your h@lp to buy my medication and have my surgery as soon as possible. Please stand by me.

My health is very poor, and I can barely write this reblog to tell you that I despperately need your h@lp right now. Please h@lp me so I can buuy my medication as soon as possible and raiise the funnds for my travel and surgery, Please.

i'll always make fun of how stupid the "born evil baby" trope is but truly it is such a wretched trope i hope it dies forever

it's like the perfect package of "child you are allowed to harm" and "easy way to not interrogate how commonplace child abuse is". thank goodness this child was simply born wrong, we never have to examine the conditions they grew up in.