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Patrick: I’m gonna grab some food, do you want anything?

The demon possessing Gerard: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT

Gerard: A bagel.

The demon possessing Gerard: NO

Gerard: Two bagels.

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Gerard: “letting my intrusive thoughts win and dying my hair pink” that is an IMPULSIVE thought. If I let my intrusive thoughts win, we’d all be dead.

Patrick: So true, one time I felt actual genuine murderous rage after looking at a parade of ants because I fucking hate ants, especially when they walk together.

Gerard: … That doesn’t sound like an intrusive thought, that just sounds like you don’t like ants?

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Gerard: I just want to say I’m disappointed in modern architecture and it’s distinct lack of gargoyles.

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Pete: What is toothpaste if not bone soap?

Gerard: Existence is a prison and you are maximum security.

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Patrick: Yesterday I overheard Mikey saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Pete replying “Trust me.” I’ve never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.

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*At the mall*

Teenage Bandit: Hey dad, can I have twenty bucks to get my eyebrow pierced?

Gerard: First I need to ask you one question, young lady: are you ready for how awesomely cool this is gonna make you look?

Teenage Bandit: *bowing at one knee* Yes father, I am.

Gerard: Then take this twenty, and may radness illuminate your path.

Teenage Bandit: Thank you!!

Judgemental shopper: Are you seriously letting your daughter get her eyebrow pierced???

Gerard: You’re right. Sweetheart, take forty and do both. That’s much cooler.

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Gerard: *introducing Patrick to someone else* This is my precious angel Patrick. I love him so much. He’s my everything.

Patrick: *introducing Gerard to someone else* This is my boyfriend Gerard. He’s an absolute bitch and I lured him here with a piece of cheese on a string. I would die for him.

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Patrick: Why are there dog tracks on the ceiling??

Gerard: *holding their new dog up to the ceiling* Spider-Dog, Spider-Dog, does whatever a Spider-Dog does.

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Patrick: How do you react so calmly when haters say you’re not hot anymore?

Gerard: Them choosing to be liars is none of my business.

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Gerard: I wanna change the world.

Patrick: For the better?

Gerard: *sweating*

Patrick: Answer me

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Gerard, wearing a Halloween costume: What do you mean I’m not even scary??? I literally almost scared the life out of a man!

Mikey: You literally scared a little saliva and a little urine out of him.

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Patrick: What the hell were you thinking??

Gerard: ... releasing birds at a wedding is romantic.

Patrick: You released OSTRICHES!

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Gerard: My gender is a mystery but I am very sexy and dangerous.

Gerard: I guess you could call me a “them fatale.”

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Gerard: Arson?

Gerard: Oh, you mean “crime brûlée.”

Patrick: I’m breaking up with you.

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