Bishop, MD

stupid fucking asteroid killed all the dinosaurs so that the planet went into the ice age and homo sapiens evolved from whatever the fuck and could invented glasses getting dirty

They say 1 apple a day keeps the doctor away but this is how the health care system trys to fuck u since apples dont just grow on trees u have to prove u are even worth the apple in the first place via Job/Serfdom

Everyone who works here is a moron

Did the journal store explode?

If you don't like reading my opinions I suggest you close your laptop. It's not that hard of a thing to do. Really.

how come doctor has admirers

She doesn't even appreciate them either. Typical

When, in my entire 52 years of living, did I ever ask you of what you think about *my* life and how *I* respond to "fan-letters"?

how come doctor has admirers

Quiet.

Everyone who works here is a moron

Genuine question- Is that including you?

Who are you, again?

I'm not sharing my name on the Internet but I am your co-worker.

Coward

Everyone who works here is a moron

you work here

So do you.

Everyone who works here is a moron

Genuine question- Is that including you?

Who are you, again?

Everyone who works here is a moron

Rude but ok

I wasn't talking about you.

scientists are blowing up rats and shit in a lab trying to figure out how to make an even more refreshing mint, and they’re starting to get there

i'm having a bad day. someone is going to die today (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) and it's not going to be me. (gets scared someone will report me to the police) people around the world die of natural causes every day. (remembers i want people to think i'm smart) and i know who it's going to be (remembers i want to retain an air of mystery) but i'm not telling.

she took the haunted house in the divorce