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Why don’t I have a wife already???

being single this long wasn’t a part of my Plan™️

#i wabt #wIFE #honestly #this is home of phobic #wlw only #lesbian #biseuxal

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Today’s mood is

shotgunning two (2) mango vodka sodas at 3:43pm and taking the coldest bath my house will allow

#i think i froze my brain #i might die #help #i have horrible self-destructive habits #the store was closed #so i couldnt impulse dye my hair #this was the only alternative #funny textpost #big mood #mood #meme #why am i like this

me: Gordon Ramsay Wants What I Have

also me: *melts a Kraft Single on sum saltine crackers and calls it nachos*

#i swear i know how to cook #it be like that sometimes #gordon ramsay #gordon ramsey meme #memes #funny textpost #cooking #culinary #im an artist #cheese #nachos

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I think I’m sexually attracted to dumplings

- my idiot sister

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I saw a really cute girl tonight. At a LESBIAN bar. Couldn’t even look her in the eye. I finished my drink and left

- a cowardly bisexual female

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Perfect example of my flirting skills

#cant flirt for my life #she was so hot #and had piercings #wlw #lesbian #bisexual #pride

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The other night in my dream the letter r was erased from existence

Also I beat children with whips and crawled in the dirt

- another of her strange dreams

#hehe #that was a fun dream

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Why do people hate watermeleon rinds so much?? It just tastes like grass

- a caption I got from her over Snapchat

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They’re so yummy. Crumchy.

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What can I say, I’ve got a lot of holes that need to be filled

- she was talking about her ear piercings

Self Care

is drinking alone at a family restaurant playing Pokémon go

#i caught a cherrim #named her tittytornado #self care #self care tips #single life #i have no friends #only beer #funny textpost #memes #pokemon #pokemon go

Wow it’s my face

#anyone wanna date me?#wlw only #im hella gay #selfie #lookin cute #for once #wlw #bisexual #lesbian #face reveal

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This is what sibling love looks like

#siblings #sibling love #funny #funny texts #she loves me #this is how you should write siblings in books

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nintendo switch criticism: why can’t the joycons just detach by themselves and magnetise into my hands so i don’t have to get up? nintendo really needs to catch up in this aspect of the industry

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beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

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A very sparkly elf ✨💫

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me, gazing upon a newly completed drawing: ahhh yes time to enjoy the sweet 30 minute interval before I start to hate everything about this

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