jason sudeikis dating a filipina headcanon
a/n: guys i’m not used to writing this stuff so forgive me if this sucks, but this just popped into my head yesterday bc i’m a filipina AND a simp for jason, so imma just leave this here kthnxbye 🫣
• jason asking you how to say things in tagalog
• “how do you say ‘you’re beautiful’ in tagalog?” “ang ganda mo.”
• you can’t help but laugh at his accent as he repeats after you.
• he learns how to say “mahal kita” (i love you) on his own to surprise you
• you ask him if he knows what it means “of course i know what it means… and i mean it.”
• also he started saying “babush” (gay lingo for goodbye) after hearing you say it a couple of times
• he’ll sometimes randomly say it to his friends and they’re just like “huh???”
• calling each other “mahal” (love) 🥺
• you used to call him “beh” when you were friends but wanted to be flirty with him. the pet name still pops up from time to time.
• offering to make him your favourite dish
• him sneaking up behind you and asking what you’re making
• “i can’t smell a thing, but it looks great” he’d say
• he liked it so much that you end up making it for him often
• going to basketball games with jason (and the kids!) bc duh
• karaoke nights with jason and his friends
• jason watching you with such awe and adoration while his friends cheer you on as you sing
• jason singing your favourite tagalog song bc he’s heard it so much at this point he’d memorized it
• you laugh as he butchers the words, but it’s the most adorable thing you’ve ever seen
• singing “shallow” together and KILLING it 😌
• also having lil karaoke sessions together in the car
• jason being overwhelmed meeting your fam for the first time bc there’s so fucking many of you
• your fam automatically liking him from the get-go
• hearing a bunch of ayieeee’s from your relatives whenever jason does something sweet for you
• watching you play with your younger relatives and seeing that you’re so good with kids that it invokes the desire in him to make a baby with you
• “kailan ang kasal?” your cousin would tease the two of you. (“when is the wedding?”)
• jason would ask you what that meant since your face would turn as red as a tomato. “oh, it’s nothing.” you’d reply.
• jason eventually finds out what “kasal” means
• when the time finally comes that jason proposes to you, he does it in front of your entire fam
• jason looking so good in a barong tagalog at your wedding 😮💨
• having a baby together and getting to call otis “kuya” (big brother) and daisy “ate” (big sister) 🥹❤️
idk how to end this, sorry loool
