Nina, is that you?? How delightful! I've so missed your presence on this social networking website. How are you, my dear?
❝Oh- Hay, Uncle. It has been a while, has it?. I guess I kinda missed yours too.❞
❝ And as for me, I'm doing terribly great as always, and you? ❞
Oh, you know, the Evil lifestyle has its ups and downs. But thanks to you, little lady, right now I am as cock-a-hoop as a fox in a poultry coop!
How's school? Have you made any new enemies? Is there a minion of your own, perhaps? You simply must tell me everything!
❝Evil Public School was a total nightmare in the beginning, but I was able to persevere. I made a few foes along the way, but by twisting a few arms or so—maybe breaking a few along the way—I came out on top. And of course, I mastered the ability of persuasion and fear-mongering, so I gathered a fairly sized group of minions to do my own bidding.❞
❝I'm still mad at you by the way for putting me in there but I guess it worked out in the end. It made me stronger.❞
That's the spirit!
Evil public school… Evil private institutions… it doesn't matter in the end for a truly terrible individual is always 100% self-made! (With a little help on the side, sometimes.)
I'm so glad that you have come to realize this on your very own, my deadly nightshade! I'm proud of you, Nina.
Oh, and never cross me again!
❝Heh-- You got that right, Uncey Cortex.❞











