hot cheeto fiend

opening Tumblr is like a cigarette break

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

Look if a garment is like. Wool or silk. And it’s like, don’t put me in the fucking wash. I’m like yeah of course ma’am I shall lightly dab you with a damp cloth and air you out so you don’t get stinky. But when a polyester garment is like “hand wash only” I’m like who the FUCK do you think you are. You’re plastic. Get in the drum.

me when im buttering a pan: wow this is just like cooking mama