call me lilac

I like kissing. A lot. It’s underrated.

Shoutout to Dick Van Dyke for being a cis dude whose parents gave him a drag king name for some reason

i’m a walking disaster but at least i’m not straight

i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me

Cum to the thought of me

when the FUCK is someone gonna hold me down and finger me until i’m crying

I’m so touch starved someone could brush against me and I’d get horny

I want to pin someone into a corner and absolutely have my way with them. Slide my knee between their thighs while I make them shudder and gasp for breath.

gimme a girl who can spend all day being my best friend and laughing with me and spend all night fuckin me that’s all I ask for lOrd

hey does anyone wanna eat me out??? taking applications

Y’all know I’ve never been fucked by a strap on right? Like never. Not even once. Someone should….fix that 💕