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If y'all don’t follow this dude on YouTube you’re missing out

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@scrangie

when i was in grade 5 some kid told me the song “wake me up when september ends” was about 9/11 and i believed him until like three years ago

i cried so hard when we watched the lion king in first grade that my teacher called my parents and sent me home early

in high school i was questioned by the principal over drug use because i accidentally left my notebook in the bathroom and a teacher opened it to a drawing of an anime character saying “all i want for christmas is weed” but really i was a repressed nerd and never smoked a weed in my life

i made a joke about anal fissures in front of my extremely religious roommate and i thought she was gonna yell at me but instead she asked what an anal fissure was

i thought hatsune miku was a real person 

i thought making out meant having sex until someone told me i was a fucking idiot

when i was younger i didnt know how itunes worked and instead of buying the smash mouth shrek song i accidentally bought an orchestral cover instead

i lowkey shit myself in the middle of an exam and i dont wanna talk about it

i larped warrior cats in a church and offended all the god fearing old white people with my nyas

youse guys getting pokemon cock or pokemon balls?

how abour ookemone enejejjvkj jj jvjcjcjcjjfjjjf to the jjjrjiifi

what was that? *tazes you again*

you have disappointed me for the last time, you incompetent fool. it has been three agonizing days and you still have not delivered me bambi for the ps2. do you think that this is funny? that you can laugh at my torment? you have failed to prove me your worth and the only way to compensate for your crimes is death. prepare to suffer under the wrath of a god and say goodbye to your

Deet is the light of my life. Shes probably also the light of Rian's life, but I met her first buddy so back off.

Baby yoda be like: put my finger in outlets i will....shit in my diaper i did