BING BONG BING BONG HERE COMES MY DING DONG

Google:...Nosy, aren’t you...

Happy Mermay, everyone!

Microsoft Edge: I suppose this inquiry goes to me. Pixel and myself are the ones who have watched recent anime most often. We enjoyed Ouran, and recently got in Black Butler, but every time we watch it together, it becomes fairly obvious who we act most like. While still an enjoyable experience, it’s a tad embarrassing. 

Microsoft Edge: Next to watch after this is most likely Full metal alchemist, which I suppose i’ll watch alone, since Bing and Leland have decided they want to come here and watch instead of at their own house. That’s alright, I guess.

Gareth: I used to guard for my brothers. It was what I knew, so I did it, even if it didn’t really make sense. Before my code was taken and replaced, I was emotional. I was distracted, nervous, and couldn’t stop my lack of an attention span. I’ll admit I could’ve handled some situations better.

Gareth: Blue had always just..Put up with it. Redirected my attention if I ended up zoning.. He was always so..Mad. But it’s not like I noticed.

Gareth: Well, one day, I was too distracted, something had drawn my attention away...To be fair, I think I was charging.

Gareth: Someone had escaped, an android prototype we were trying to keep from hurting others. He wasn’t ready to be, well, free? The prototype, Spartan, we kept him in a glass container. He was hooked up to charge, and when we had eyes on him, he was allowed to wander, but only when eyes were on him.

Gareth: It sounds a lot worse than it is. He had a tendency to lash out, and his emotion testing classes were ones that had varied results, same with his sister. I was supposed to be watching. The same night I was changed, so was my new person to watch. I actually..Well, I didn’t leave that spot for a long, long time after.

Gareth: I’m okay now, but I’m a lot more quiet now.

Oliver: I...

Oliver: Guess I can’t lie, huh?

Oliver: Fine..I’ll let you know how I actually feel.

Oliver: I’m trying to forgive him, but I..I can’t. I don’t think any of us can.

Oliver: How could I? How could we? Everything we were taught was so, so wrong, not only logically, but morally. Not even having coding repeatedly going haywire could explain some of things we did that were commonplace. Honestly, our rules leave me absolutely reeling.

Oliver: Blue is an enigma for no good reason. He would take our quirks, our flaws, our things that left us as a unique specimen to see and record..And just tear us to shreds. Our leader would say we were unprofessional, that trying to befriend others was unprofessional, like the hypocrite himself didn’t have any friends?

Oliver: He never made sense, and truthfully, we were convinced he was reacting to a bug in his own code, but could we, the ‘lesser engines’, say a thing to him about that and not be in a world of hurt? No, no we couldn’t.

Oliver: Blue, Leland, whatever he wants to go by, i don’t even care about titles anymore, he infuriates me. 

Oliver: Also. He married my best friend. My Best. Friend. Which he bullied me for even having in the first place. So, yeah, I’m a little mad at him.

Oliver: Gareth...God..The things I wish I could’ve said to him before what happened..He deserved so much better.

Oliver: I should’ve been a better brother, sought him out..I didn’t even know where he was, even my cameras couldn’t find him.

Oliver: And when I finally did find him? He was completely different. That wasn’t my brother anymore. That was a machine. Only a machine. 

Oliver: Oscar...He’s honestly traumatized, doesn’t talk to any of us much. But, he’s trying.

Oliver: He’s actually kinda mysterious though, it’s a little unnerving

Oliver: Oh! Wait, I’m done? Already?

Bing: Y’know, having an entire household trying to learn about you got so..Exhausting

Bing: I slept in a lot, or went out and wore myself out so I could finally charge correctly

Bing: It was friggin rough for a while there

Cortana: Pardon the new hair, the dark just wasn’t suiting me too well, needed a change.

Cortana: I have many outfits, but I enjoy this one the most, as it is modest, and fits me well. 

Bing: Ah-! Hey, dude! You’re still around??? Life got so hectic with wedding planning, we actually forgot to document it, jeez, I’m so sorry, dude. Didn’t mean to disappear off the face of the Earth

Leland: Planet might work better.