Big fan of evil british women 👍

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

being aroace and nonbinary is so beautiful like i'm not doing any of that LOL

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

“You’re so quiet” thanks every time I’ve tried to enter this conversation you’ve just flat out fucking ignored me

VH is not the same thing as PUGS and if I see people keep saying this I’m going to become evil

We’ve all heard of masculinity in a peacock way, but I’d like to pose a new idea: femininity in an anglerfish way

“people shouldn’t have to accept the bare minimum-” I agree with that too but we’re at a point where we have to cling to the bare minimum or that will be taken away too

reblogging for personal use

ART REFERENCE NOT FULL OF AI?! YESSS

THANK YOU

idioms are always funnier in languages you do not understand, especially when a native speaker is struggling to explain and actively digesting how ridiculous it is in real time

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

Since Google is useless now I propose the new phrase "Wikipedia is free" when someone tries to derail a post they know jack shit about

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

Graffiti is modern day cave painting