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how do i tell my future kids this was supposed to be their daddy

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stalker pt2
Iβve started to write a part 2 to stalker but this part will be a bit longer so I donβt know when Iβll finish it. Hopefully soon!

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stalker
Summary: although sheβs famous and has a very busy life of her own Billie finds herself having a very bad crush on you but doesnβt know how to express it. This is how Billie ends up turning into your stalker and maybe even your girlfriend?
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Billie eilish x reader, stalking , gxg, neither reader or Billie have any survival instincts, Billie is a bit of a cry baby
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guys Iβve literally never write anything here before and my English isnβt that great (English is my first language Iβm just maths smart but Iβm trying my best okayπ) I hope this isnβt to corny thanks
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I look out of my window seeing the familiar dodge challenger sitting outside my drive way. βNo way there back againβ. I grab my phone and text my neighbour Emily warning her about what Iβm going to do and to call the cops if she hears screaming and then open my door.
The air is crisp and send a chill down my spine as I walk down to the very impressive car. I knock on the window βhello?!β.
my mouth drops as I see a young woman with tall black hair and blue eyes roll down the window , Billie eilish. βHiβ she whispers looking down nervously. βhello? Why do you keep sitting outside my house itβs weird?!β I respond harshly.Her eyes well up with tears, her bottom lip trembling. She quickly wipes her eyes, trying to compose herself. βI-I know it looks bad, but I swear I'm not trying to scare you! I just... I have a really big crush on you, okay?βShe sniffles.
βWait Iβm confused, you have a crush on me so instead of just talking me you decide to follow me for 5 months?β I respond.
She nods, slowly looking up at me apologetically revealing her red eyes. βIβm sorry, I didnβt mean to creep you out, really I didnβt, itβs just every time I saw you I felt this strange pull towards you, itβs stupid I know but I promise Iβm not going to hurt you or anything.β
Before I realise what Iβm doing i open her car door guiding her out. I watch as her face lights up as I offer her inside my house. βWait, youβre really gonna let me inβ her face beams with excitement as she follows me up my house steps. βYeah I guess so.β I reply , silently judging my own choices.
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this is so bad omg. I might make this a series because I cba to do a whole ass story in one go. Also guys please excuse my grammar even Iβm judging itπ
(I didnβt spell check so if anything is wrong please tell me)
by the way the way the inspiration for this was βplease donβt call the copsβ by guppyyuri (I think thatβs how itβs spelt idk) so yeah.
Favourite Billie album?
Hit me hard and softπ
Happier than everπ€π
when we all fall asleep where do we go?π€π
Donβt smile at meβ€οΈπ
I know dont smile at me is an ep donβt come at meπ
βyour music is so depressingβ and itβs literally just billie eilish
CALL ME WHEN YOURE THERE SAID I BOUGHT YOU SOMETHING RARE AND I LEFT IT UNDER CLAIRE SO NOW SHES COMING UP THE STAIRS SO IM PULLIN UP A CHAIR AND IM PUTTIN UP MY HAIR

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β please dont call the cops
β€· warnings β stalker!billie x clueless!reader, light fingering, long intro, needy billie, submasc!billie
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"you feel like someone's been stalking you?" the cop murmured and wrote it down, the cop looks like he doesn't really care so you just nodded and scooted your chair back.
"do you have a visual of the face? or something that can help us find the culprit..?" he looks at you concerned and then looks at his partner 'K.HARRY' it said on the nametag.
"its a girl, brunette hair, shes short & she rides around in this car with a red underglow." he sighs and rubs his face, "way to narrow down our options." he groans and says he'll get back with you. 3 weeks pass, same car still outside your house, no police officers. you knock on your neighbor's door, she greets you with a smile. "hi!!" she grins and pulls you in for a hug, "hi star, the black dodge is still outside my house at night, i think i should just take matters into my own hands."
"if you do, be careful." she lays a light kiss on your cheek, "i will starry, i swear." you give her a tight hug and walk back home.
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"same time every night." you whispered and walk downstairs, as soon as you open the door, the car shuts off. as you're walking to the car it gets more and more colder, darker.
when you knock on the window, it rolls down slowly. you finally see her face, pretty blue eyes, wavy hair, glasses framing her face. she gives you a slight smirk and climbs over the cupholders, just to reach your face.
"don't call the cops baby, ill tell you everything if you let me." you slap her hand back and look at her with anger boiling in your eyes.
"lets go, now." she smiles happily and unbuckles her seatbelt, bouncing out the car like she hasn't been stalking you for almost a month
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"my name's billie!" she smiles widely and kicks her feet like a kid, like she hasn't been outside your house every night at 9:30pm on the dot. literally on the dot.
"hi... billie." you hand her a cup of water and she grabs it, then sets it down on the table
"are you scared? i don't wanna hurt you." she looks at you, genuinely concerned. what an eventful night. "im not scared billie, just confused. why have you been outside my house?" you take her hands and step in between her legs, staring her down.
"oh! i really like you. i don't know how to say my feelings out loud so i just try and get close to you but obviously i failed." she murmured the last part and shakes her head
you lift her head up by her chin to look at you, she smiles and pulls your head forward, trying to kiss you. you pull back in a rushβ she whines and tilts her head back in frustration, "please kiss me" she gives you these puppy eyes and tugs on your arm.
"please baby? please.", she pulls you in closer by the waist, holding you tight. you give in, her lips are softβcherry tasting. billie whimpers, her grip tightening around you
"we should continue this upstairs, yeah?"

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to ppl who still write Billie fluff Ilysm I hope you have the best day pookies
Going on tour with Billie as her gf π€ππΈ