Jasmin

the audacity… the disrespect! I wish a bitch would!!

ain’t this the nigga that made a post bout how he tried to get a woman pregnant by slipping the condom off during sex so he could trap her

This post is a mess

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Yeah, and? What that got to do with Beyonce fans being fucking ridiculous?

your hands, i want to hold them.

Your lips, I want to kiss them.

Your dreams, I want to hear them.

“that’s wear i pulled my arachnophobia”

this was performance art

youtube needs to be deleted because its tricking people into thinking buying the merchandise of people who read reddit posts out loud is a normal human thing to do

Why’re subcultures so lame today. Asexual this. Fandom that. In the 60s you read lord of the rings and took drugs until you died

so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

guys lmao I went back to watch some old law and order svu episodes and there’s this one scene where a girl claims her alibi is she went to see the phantom of the opera and to confirm whether or not she’s telling the truth the detective goes, ‘oh yeah I love phantom of the opera it’s so sad when the guy goes to prison for stealing bread’ and the girl AGREES and later he’s telling his partner ‘yeah she’s lying there’s no bread in phantom’