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"Oh dang! Yeah no it's not my plant. It's a friends. How do I keep it alive? Don't want to be accused of plant murder."

He hadn't been paying attention. Wonder Woman was talking to him. He had her picture on his wall! He couldn't believe he was this close to her. A moment of panic set in as it seemed as though she was expected an answer for him.

"I... Don't know what that means, green lady."

"Wait... What does that mean?"

"I'm your biggest Superman!" Billy felt his ears grow warm as his blood rushed to them. Here he was. Superman and Shazam. Shazam and Superman, together finally. This was going to be awesome. It had to be. "I mean..." He cleared his throat before putting on a deeper voice - which was entirely unnecessary - "What I meant to say is I appreciate your work, sir. I have not seen your dog on the perimeter of my-" He paused thinking of the right word. "Reconnaissance."