.ೃ࿔ ༺ diary of bill kaulitzs gf ༻ ˙⋆✮

i gotchu

the article is this

honestly yes bc bill and tom kaulitz ARE real but their 2005-2016 eras live only in my heart now 💔

bro i had a rant about this.

why the FUCK is she ageplaying at her grown age yuck i hate her

and he looked out the window and wondered if the money he gets when she dies (in like 10 years) is even worth this anymore 💔

idk why she’s trying to be cute for him i actually can’t i hate her so bad like she’s pushing 60 and acting this way are we serious. i know she’s loud on purpose as well when they’re doing shit so she seems young and energetic. apparently from a thing i read she has a “sex toy closet” like hello? and was saying how “hot, wild, and endless” their sex is.

it’s so beautiful and amazing and a great song but i hate that i know it’s for them so i don’t like it everytime i hear it i cry and fill up with rage and it’s for her she doesn’t deserve a fucking thing in life i hate her and hope she dies like actually shes a disgusting pedophile who doesn’t deserve her husband or her fame or money. she’s wrinkled and used up and nasty - that bitch was in the files and proof of one of the most disgusting things a human has ever done to other people (ep$tein files) and she is still praised and loved she’s fucking disgusting and more people need to see it. i have screenshots of her kids saying she would be naked near the pool when their friends or bf/gf went over to their house and their friends thought it was weird. MINORS. FUCKING. MINORS.

she deserves absolutely nothing in this world she’s disgusting and a real pedo and has insane evil energy to her. i look at her or see her instagram stories and she just gives off a cold disgusting energy and i hate her more than my words could express. my hate comes from a deep rooted place in me and i will hold it forever. it’s not even about tom anymore she’s just disgusting and i hate her.

tom has no self respect either for STAYING with her even after the files came out. but she’s rich and old and one bag of chips away to dying from a salt over intake. every fucking time i click on her story i get a face full of her disgusting mouth cracking on fucking chips. you like them so much huh bitch let me shove the whole thing into ur fucking mouth huh enjoy your fucking chips hoe - and i bet tom wouldn’t go and help he would run and go see who’s listed first in the will. shit so would i she’s anyway like 1 doggy style fucking away from needing a walker.

nobody hates her as much as me. - and what i’m saying it’s a over exaggeration. not compared to what she was probably doing with the other monsters in the island. choking on chips is light work. she deserves much worse because she’s evil and gross. whoever here supports heidi i hope i can change your mind because she’s nasty

well guess what i’m in love with YOU

and thank you i try to just say what’s in my mind and write it out ❤️ my specialty if you ask me 😉 😉

if you or anybody has any rant suggestions or things i should talk about pls send questions i love answering u all BYE

BRO YES all i hear anymore when i click play to their new songs is cowboy sunset cowboy california breakup boring kill me pls cowboy yee haw breakup

i’m so sick of it like omg they keep saying “we will bring back our old style” well when cause im not seeing it 😊☹️

omfg. fuck look at this picture everybody. i’m gonna squirt on command i want to be double penetrated by them so badly. both in my puh maybe one from the back and suck off the other from the front or MAYBE i would consider anal just for them 🤤 (no toll)

if i was dating either one i would try to have a threesome at least once in my life like WOOOOWWZZZZAAAAA each one is hotter and sexier than the other and i know they got them thick dicks as well 💦💦💦🤤🤤😫😫😫 make me squirt dada pls

my ideal scenario is like i’m mid fucking bill right - and then tom gets home calling for bill. bill covers my mouth to make me quiet but we’re still fucking. we can hear tom coming up and up. and then comes in with no like warning. but then - instead of like leaving. he shuts the door behind him. and then asks if i’m down for double. obviously (ofc duh wtf) i say hell yes and bill puts me on hands and knees, with one hand in between my shoulder blades, to hold me where he wants me to be. then tom comes kneeling in front of my face. making himself face fuck me and bill goes at it from behind so with every thrust it kind of shoves me back and forth deeper onto tom’s cock - i also would like sort of if tom would yank on my hair and NOISE OMG NOISYYYY 😛😛😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

i would bust on the spot just by seeing any of them irl tbh tho - i want to lucid dream again so badly so i can fuck them and do it just how i want it bc when ur dreaming yk ur dreaming and so i just take advantage and do whatever the fuck i want with them i’m getting fucked tonight 🤤😮‍💨

bring me my bill pills cause i’ll need it for recovery tmr morning after getting FUCKED BY THEM🤤🤤😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 (in my lucid dreams 💔)

and i found the perfect video on twitter as well to match up so guys im gonna be gooning until my fingers are wrinkled (like a certain somebody’s wife)

would you guys hate me if i said yes

i’ve said it before in a rant when i first started writing i am still NICHE tho 😉😉😘

if it’s in a during shower or shower after way yes by all means PEE ALL OVER ME YES FROM ALL ANGLES PLS EVERYWHERE LEGS WIDE OPEN

like okayyy maybe it’s bill and tom’s but STILL i would not lay in a squishy cold wet pee bed for NOBODY

i am a freaky gooner bitch but also very for aftercare and cleanliness 🤤🤤 i love the thought of being messed up and brutally dominated in bed but then treated sweetly and clean up like a princess after

but answer is YES absolutely 🤤🤤🤤🥰🥰

in front of my mom and her bf i was talking to her and said

if there were 1000 bill kaulitzs in one room call me bonnie blue

he looked at me and gasped - shook his head and left. my mom just laughed

bro tell me about it

i love them now and I LOVE DREAM MACHINE. but shit encore is NOT looking good ✌️

i think they wrote dream machine at least bc wasn’t it when they left their management?? the back of the cd literally says devilish - which is theirs

bc rn their songs are giving hot ass. like okay um…is this targeted for us “ALIENS” or for a cowboy riding on a horse into the sunset with a bottle of champagne in one and and in the other breakup texts from his sneaky link? that’s their target audience atp…that’s at least what hands up is giving. and lowkey like tell me how to love or smth

idk bro i just know it’s a call for help 😭

and i so agree with you zimmer 483, humanoid, kos, scream, those were fucking AMAZING.

dream machine as well it’s rlly one of my fav albums but like after that NO after 2001 is when it went downhill bc dream machine era was a dream. like actually. 2001 was their brain fart

oh ofc 😉

i have SO MANY thoughts in my head i just get lazy to write rants sometimes but my head is rlly creative 🤤

if you need ideas LET ME KNOW

i’m so into switch bill rn

you know the bill on the top here whimpers and acted like a needy little puppyboy

i would ride every last drop out of him and go slow so i could hear him BEG me let him cum and still keep going after he cums to hear him feel overwhelmed and whisper to him and play with his hair mock sympathies and hear him breathe heavy HOLY FUCK. 💦😫

and make him eat my pussy so i could look at him through my legs and keep a hand on his head and see him looking up at me while making me feel good🤤

OH BUT THIS ONE

he brutally and deliciously dominates in beg leaving me begging for more

this specific picture too oh my gosh

i wanna be tied up, used like a fleshlight, spit on, slapped, choked, legs spread wide for him forcefully, every position, hours, cum on, every fucking thing that he can do i’ll fucking take it mmmmh i’ll take it so fucking good no complains bc daddy doesn’t like that 🤤🤤💦💦

no talking from me but screaming is okay creampies are also okay thank you!!! #breedme

i would honestly adapt to any kink for him except for the nasty things but anything else’s okay yes pls i deadass have every kink except for the nasty gross ones

he deserves to get his cock sucked so hard and so deep im tearing up and trying to breathe on it but he makes me keep sucking bc he’s not finished yet 😫😫😫😫😣

yes daddy also forcefully make me ride you fuck i also love that i love faceless porn so i can imagine anything i want esp when the man is lowkey like pale bc bill was pale so it makes the feeling more real and hot for me when i goon and those are always the BEST goon seshs too🤤

also thinking about him eating my pussy so hard gripping on my thighs to keeps my legs open for him gets me off without hands like idk i just love the thought of him eating me until im shaking and whimpering begging him to let me breathe for a sec, gripping on his hair to pull him up except it urges him on to go harder YES💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

no i want him to tear me up and leave me on the bed trembling but i also want aftercare and eating tg watching a movie too

like yes treat me brutally and deliciously but also take care of me daddy i’m a person too🥰🥰

I'm convincd Bill just asks an AI to write the music. BUT if you want to make a modern Tokio Hotel song without AI, just write about how much you love California, hate your exes because YOU cheated on them, and partying and being rich and having a rich sister in law! Be sure to make it all sound as bland and unoriginal as possible!

Also, guilt trip your fans into feeling bad for thinking your new music is shit and the older ghost-written music is better. Make all your posts just be promo shilling and begging to stream your shitty music. Bonus points if you do crazy shit like ghostriding the whip knowing your fans are mostly minors who are easy to influence!

okay so i do think changes was prob ai written since it had an ai video and it wasn’t really the best. i am kind of sad its on the encore album. the songs that are about his weekly breakups and drinking tho oh no they are not ai attttttt all.

bby he probably writing the breakup songs while getting cracked

and me personally i love their old music dream machine and earlier, i never really listen to 2001 by choice. like when it comes on im like yay it’s nice but not my favorite. i have a feeling encore will be like that too but fuck me in the ass i bought the deluxe box so i’m praying bill is gonna be sensible about this

i don’t like how any of his most recent singles all sound the same like i couldn’t tell the diff though like hands up and how to love bro it’s so unoriginal in their sense. bring back dream machine the fuck

if i’m being honest i have like no words about this take bc everything is just a mess. and they’re just not. they’re not. no. hard to believe that the same guys who made Dream Machine AND HUMANOID are making fucking california nights.

bill and tom lowkey lobotomized now. i miss dream machine era when tom was inappropriate in meet and greets. like yes let us bring u cock rings so you can tell us if they’ll fit daddy or bring me into the fitting room so i can take a peek instead 👀 maybe a little taste of it too if you’ll allow me 😫😫💦

bro ASFK

i hate that stupid curly hair bitch she is a SWIFTIE AND A ALIEN

No like actually fuck off ew i hate her i thought it couldn’t get worse then i see her calling herself a swiftie

honestly i like the half of th fandom that are normal teenagers (the ones who don’t try to be friends w the millennials). period. i am not associating with the adults EVER. they rude as hell too i tried asking one a question and got left on seen like okay lol this is why nobody in ur fucking fandom likes u cunt eat my ass or since u love tom so fucking much watch him eat mine very soon bc i’m actually young and hot so maybe i have a chance 🖕

and th is hated already, by germany as well which i find insane, and the people in it just make it worse tbh. 50% is normal teenagers and nice ppl, 30% is those weird 10 year olds singing to kompa kompa and probably shouldn’t even be on tumblr, and the last 20% are those unbearable adults. like somebody needs to say it oh my GOSH NOBODY LIKES YOU NO YOURE NOT AN INFLUENCER

i mean maybe bc they’re lowkey teaching me what not to be when i’m in my 30s

i will be married to my sexy rich husband and childless 😫😫

not obsessed w a band i liked in my teen years snd never let go of. EVEN as a 30 pushing 40 yr old.

this fandom MIGJT be up with the swifties tbh but i feel THAT WHOLE fandom is giving disney adults. the adults in the fandom tho give disney adults. it’s kid of sad fighting w kids over stuff