SICK OF YOUR LIFE? EXHAUSTED BY THE EMPTINESS SKIPPING RENT IN YOUR CHEST? DO YOU STARE UP INTO SPACE REALIZING YOUR TRUE INSIGNIFICANCE AND LONGING FOR A PURPOSE? LONG NO MORE.
(WE'RE BACK, EMMALINE)
I HAVE A QUESTION!
YOU DIDNβT ACTUALLY THINK CIPHERTOLOGY DIED, DID YOU? OR PERHAPS YOU NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO HEAR ABOUT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE! WELL BOY, AM I HERE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE:
WRONG, IF THE FORMER! OBVIOUSLY 100% STILL KICKING, LIKE A BABY IN THE LATE STAGES OF PREGNANCY. YOU CANβT IGNORE IT!
ABOUT TO HEAR ABOUT CIPHERTOLOGY A WHOLE LOT EITHER WAY.
OUR NEWEST MEMBER!!! WELCOME TO YOUR REAL GODβS GIFT TO HUMANITY: THE TRUTH ABOUT EVERYTHING, AN ALL-CONSUMING DIVINE LIFE PURPOSE, NEVER BEING ALONE AGAIN, AND THE ULTIMATE ANTIDEPRESSANT. EVERYBODYβS AWARE YOU WANT IT, SO ISNβT IT GREAT YOUβRE HERE? OF COURSE IT IS! RHETORICAL QUESTION.
HELLO! Another Bill account made by me, @bill-ciphers-nightmare-blog. Itβs for an AU in which Stanford Pines instead becomes a Ciphertologist! Here he is: @theacolytepines. Check him out! They're a pair! (AU also by the mentioned!)
Do you want the details? Well, youβll have to uncover those YOURSELF! Itβll be fun!! Go on. Please. This is how I've been told to do things.
(And yes, bill-ciphers-nightmare-blog is still active, although on that hiatus for a while longer still. I look forward to unpausing that in the future! Meanwhileβ¦)
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TUNE IN: Billβs posts.
ACOLYTE: Interactions with his Stanford.
BAAA: Mentions of his Stanford.
HERDER: Modβs speaks in post.
MY ART: Anytime I draw something.
YOUR ART: Anytime youβve drawn something!
Additional Tags To Be Added As Needed.
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Don't genuinely in any way that may cause real harm listen to Bill's advice. I know it can happen, but I trust we know who we're talking to and can use our heads.
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ITβS FUNNY HOW WEAK BONDS LIKE THAT TURN OUT TO BE, ISNβT IT? ONE DAY, PEOPLE WAKE UP AND LOOK FOR MORE OPPORTUNITIES. YOU LOOK AROUND, GO, WHAT ABOUT ALL THE MEMORIES? BUT ITβS DUST IN THE WIND.
HAHAHAHAHA!! WHAT, YOUβRE JUST SPOUTING MATH TERMS NOW TO SOUND SMART, VOID HYPERINTELLIGENT BEING ENDERHEART? OOF!! DONβT LET YOUR FOLLOWERS FIND OUT! SOUNDS LIKE A BLOW TO YOUR WHOLE ULTRA KNOWLEDGE THING. BETTER HUSH, RIGHT?
We both know Iβm talking about mathematical concepts new old friend. Or do you need me to specify that those were the names of your π±οΈβοΈβΌοΈβοΈβ οΈβοΈπ§οΈ?
PAIR OF SENTIENT WORMS ON A STRING? YEAH, I HANGED THEM BY THE SAME THREADS JUST LAST WEEK! IF YOUβD CARE TO DISCUSS CORPSE RETRIEVAL, IβD BE HAPPY TO, EYE TO FACE. UNLESS IF YOUβRE SCAβ I MEAN, BUSY?
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ITβS FUNNY HOW WEAK BONDS LIKE THAT TURN OUT TO BE, ISNβT IT? ONE DAY, PEOPLE WAKE UP AND LOOK FOR MORE OPPORTUNITIES. YOU LOOK AROUND, GO, WHAT ABOUT ALL THE MEMORIES? BUT ITβS DUST IN THE WIND.
HAHAHAHAHA!! WHAT, YOUβRE JUST SPOUTING MATH TERMS NOW TO SOUND SMART, VOID HYPERINTELLIGENT BEING ENDERHEART? OOF!! DONβT LET YOUR FOLLOWERS FIND OUT! SOUNDS LIKE A BLOW TO YOUR WHOLE ULTRA KNOWLEDGE THING. BETTER HUSH, RIGHT?
THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS!! FLOCK FORWARDS TO DESTINY!! UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNHOLY BILLBLE/BIBILL!!! BUY IT NOW FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF THE UNSPEAKABLE!! YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT!! AVAILABLE IN THE SPACES WHERE YOU THINK OF WHAT YOU REGRET THE MOST!!! JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUARANTEE: YOU WILL NEVER BE ALONE, EVER, EVER EVER, AGAIN!
ITβS FUNNY HOW WEAK BONDS LIKE THAT TURN OUT TO BE, ISNβT IT? ONE DAY, PEOPLE WAKE UP AND LOOK FOR MORE OPPORTUNITIES. YOU LOOK AROUND, GO, WHAT ABOUT ALL THE MEMORIES? BUT ITβS DUST IN THE WIND.
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THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS!! FLOCK FORWARDS TO DESTINY!! UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNHOLY BILLBLE/BIBILL!!! BUY IT NOW FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF THE UNSPEAKABLE!! YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT!! AVAILABLE IN THE SPACES WHERE YOU THINK OF WHAT YOU REGRET THE MOST!!! JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUARANTEE: YOU WILL NEVER BE ALONE, EVER, EVER EVER, AGAIN!
THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS!! FLOCK FORWARDS TO DESTINY!! UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNHOLY BILLBLE/BIBILL!!! BUY IT NOW FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF THE UNSPEAKABLE!! YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT!! AVAILABLE IN THE SPACES WHERE YOU THINK OF WHAT YOU REGRET THE MOST!!! JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUARANTEE: YOU WILL NEVER BE ALONE, EVER, EVER EVER, AGAIN!
THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS!! FLOCK FORWARDS TO DESTINY!! UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNHOLY BILLBLE/BIBILL!!! BUY IT NOW FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF THE UNSPEAKABLE!! YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT!! AVAILABLE IN THE SPACES WHERE YOU THINK OF WHAT YOU REGRET THE MOST!!! JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUARANTEE: YOU WILL NEVER BE ALONE, EVER, EVER EVER, AGAIN!
THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS!! FLOCK FORWARDS TO DESTINY!! UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNHOLY BILLBLE/BIBILL!!! BUY IT NOW FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF THE UNSPEAKABLE!! YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT!! AVAILABLE IN THE SPACES WHERE YOU THINK OF WHAT YOU REGRET THE MOST!!! JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUARANTEE: YOU WILL NEVER BE ALONE, EVER, EVER EVER, AGAIN!
THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS!! FLOCK FORWARDS TO DESTINY!! UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNHOLY BILLBLE/BIBILL!!! BUY IT NOW FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF THE UNSPEAKABLE!! YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT!! AVAILABLE IN THE SPACES WHERE YOU THINK OF WHAT YOU REGRET THE MOST!!! JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUARANTEE: YOU WILL NEVER BE ALONE, EVER, EVER EVER, AGAIN!
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ok, but what if i wanna sacrifice 40, or even 50%? do i get like a statue or something? a meet and greet? - π₯οΈ
HAHA! NO, BUT IF YOUβRE LUCKY ENOUGH TO GO COMATOSE INSTEAD OF DYING FROM EXTREMELY PAINFUL ORGAN FAILURE, YOUβLL GET A FREE TICKET TO THE SPECIAL PLACE EVERY DEVOTED CIPHERTOLOGIST DREAMS TO BE!! AND WHO DOESNβT WANT THAT?
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Heya Billy! Nice cult you got here! Ive considered starting one on my own, Its called pyramidsteveism. First, to prove their loyalty my, followers will saw, rip, or pull off their arms from their body! Next, my followers will eat their amputated limb. Then, my followers will find others with arms and take them away, until every being in the multiverse is free of those useless meat sticks. And we'll have copper wire potlucks! Any thoughts? βοΈ
AH, PYRAMID STEVE. LONG TIME NO SEE. THANKS! YEAH, I THINK YOU SHOULD FORGET EVER SETTING EYE ON THAT PLAN! CULTS ARE MY TURF, BACK OFF!!
