if Legolas is the elf equivalent of a lower class Country Boy because he lives in backwater Mirkwood...
and Galadriel has sequestered herself in a different part of Mirkwood...
...would they both have the equivalent of, say, an Alabama accent, just from different regions?
Legolas: So Ah said to him, Ah said, "You would dah 'fore yer sword fell."
Galadriel: Oh my stars, Leggy, yah cin't go 'round threatenin' humans for insulting yer friends!
Legolas: Ah couldn't let him get away with it! That's my partner he was gonna kill!
Meanwhile Elrond the Over-Educated is silently crumbling because he can't keep up and Arwen is cackling at the look on his face










