whoops

okay I'll bite

You walk into the kitchen and I’m wearing gloves and goggles and welding a sandwich together

drummergirl: dang it. we really need a bassist to round out our rock n roll girl group. but i don’t know any girls who play bass! what could we possibly do? *camera pans to pathetic emo boy holding a bass* *camera pans again to the guitargirl holding a vial of estrogen*

[experiencing monastic levels of horniness] hahaa we should wrestle

yall ever miss your own energy?? like damn wtf happened to me??

Let’s call out sick and play gay boys together.

Let’s call out sick and play gay boys together.

Let’s call out sick and play gay boys together.

Let’s call out sick and play gay boys together.