ima big honkin' boyo

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes. In my stomach. I swallowed some dice

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

aoril

Mag

big fan of characters who look cool and tough and stoic but only because theyre internally thinking "fuckkk what do i say. how do i make friends. they didnt teach me how to do that in sword school."

i think danganronpa is garbage and i don’t understand what kinning is but i think every person on earth kins komaeda. like it’s what makes us human. kinning komaeda separates us from dogs

this post sucks :/ i dont kin komaeda i hate him.

this is exactly what komaeda would say.

Backshots? Tch! A warrior like me would never strike such a cowardly blow!

I always see this and remember that the people in Pokemon games actually just capture the Pokemon they like and want to have a connection with, all my friends are like minmaxing stats and the people in the game are like "yeah I haven't evolved my pidgey, cause he just a baby and I love him"

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

why

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

This post is around 10 years old and I just had someone bring it up to me at a wedding

it’s a good thing they’re not tablebottom games because otherwise you’d have to fuck around with like magnets or glue or some shit. youd always have to be dealing with dice or miniatures falling into your eyes. hard to rp expressively while living in constant fear of banging your head. honestly we’re so lucky when you think about it

i don’t stand by everything that i said in 2018, but i maintain that this would be awful

furin brand snacks keep me happy and full! yummy yummy

the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

i think the funniest part about describing among us as a game where you “play as assassins” is that it implies the impostors have some sort of political agenda