I'm leaning in to kiss the past goodbye ♡

zero inch nails: i don’t want to fuck you like any animal

zero inch nails: i don’t want to fuck you like any animal

zero inch nails: i don’t want to fuck you like any animal

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

could really go for 200mg right now. of anything.

(guy who just bit the inside of his mouth real bad by accident) to have Teeth For Eating Meat and then also being Made Of Meat is so extremely stupid. can we do something about this

(guy who just bit the inside of his mouth real bad by accident) to have Teeth For Eating Meat and then also being Made Of Meat is so extremely stupid. can we do something about this

this pussy esoteric (intended for or likely to be understood by only a small, specialized group of people)

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

And you do indeed look very cool and powerful playing Beyblade