build a rocket, boys

might drive my chevy to the levy. it better not be dry tho

you guys won't fucking believe this

babe what's wrong you've barely touched your vanilla extract

#jesus.#orpheus and eurydice#as a poem#using a poll#this is probably the greatest exploitation of mediums i have ever seen op#every reader has the chance to become part of the text by voting#not the subtext#the TEXT#and i love me some ephemeral works in concept#you had to be here for this one week#and then the text is locked#(barring any edits to the original post of course)#and i just think that's so beautiful#beauty springs from the simplest things viewed askew#and all you need is a poll that accepts long enough strings (via couchcrusader)

"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit

spock / columbo / benoit blanc / nathan lane’s character albert from the birdcage … old queen dream blunt rotation

came back from death wrong trope? you can easily avoid this by just never dying at all (stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wrong stays alive wr)

god created man to be penetrated

i posted this with violence and the crucifixion in mind and you hussies are talking about anal

me when i lie

explaining the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to a tudor era peasant and when i'm finished they grab my hand and start excitedly gesturing at a poster advertising a performance of shakespeare's hamlet at the globe theatre

mutuals what’s ur sign and how often do u cry im doing research.. for example im a capricorn and i probably cry 3 times a year

not writing, not not writing, but a secret third thing

letting my stories spin around my head like a microwave