This fatso keeps posting chubby content. Did a runaway buffet tackle you or are those just your natural airbags? Jesus Christ, I didn't know they made sports bras out of human flesh, but those sad-ass moobs flopping around like two dying seals in a Walmart sack prove me wrong. "Losing weight"? Bro, the only thing you're losing is your dignity every time you sprint and your FUPA slaps your thighs loud enough to echo across the field. Even the goalpost looks away in secondhand embarrassment when you jiggle past it. And that injury excuse? Nah, the only thing injured here is everyone's retinas trying to unsee your gelatinous ass doing a fucking impression of a deflating bouncy castle. Stop lying to yourself, your shadow weighs more than you did pre-βinjuryβ, and the only thing you're scoring is a spot in the higher regions of the BMI scale, big boy.
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