Big Dicks Are Us

Hmmm

20 year old Ricky reminds us that hung twinks have been around for a long time. I LOVE vintage shots like this!

So I’m all jammed into the liner as much as possible and before I could even go out and assist my training lead the boss stopped me to ask me what was going on in my trunks. He thought I was stuffing something in them. I told him I wasn’t, I told him that it was my dick. He laughed and said yeah right and told me to take out whatever I’d put in my trunks. I told him again, dude that’s my dick. He looked at me and was like well until you take that out of your shorts, you’re not going out there. So I just pulled my cock out and his eyes practically popped out of their sockets. He stuttered and stared at it and rubbed his forehead and said, those trunks won’t work. When I said I I’d been swimming there for a while and no one noticed because I wear longer trunks that reach my knees he said longer trunks wouldn’t work either because I need to have full leg mobility in emergency situations and long trunks can be too constricting for the kind of swimming a lifeguard does. He said that he didn’t think they would be able to have me work as a lifeguard because of how big my dick. When i told him that was bogus he told me that if I wanted too I could try wearing compression shorts under my trunks. So today I went and bought a pair, sized extra small and put them on and did my best to fold my cock to the side and then put my trunks on and he said my dick was still too visible. So I was told I would only be able to work the concession area behind the counter. The pay is less and that’s boring as fuck. I’m pissed. I can’t claim discrimination though because they didn’t fire me they just won’t let me be out from behind a window at the concessions. What pisses me off is one of the lifeguards is in speedos that barely pull up over the base of his dick. If he didn’t shave his pubes (he’s totally bald down there) they’d be showing. When he’s sitting on his chair he always has side-ball showing on either side and no one says anything. You can see the outline of the head of his dick and the big vein on the top of the shaft. He’s the one I mentioned that is built as fuck, has an amazing body. I’m convinced that if I was a muscle jock they wouldn’t care about my dick. So anyway, I’m at home now still trying to find some summer work that won’t have an issue with my having a big dick. I took a pic of my dick with my sisters hairspray can that’s 11 inches long to show how big I am when I get hard. Fully hard I’m about 12 ½ inches long. My cock doesn’t stand up when I’m hard though. It just sort of sticks out straight in front of me. So yeah that’s my story.  ____________ Sweet baby cheeses!!!! Dude! BRO! THAT is a MONSTER COCK! I mean, what the hell! Forget working as a lifeguard! You could go into porn with that cock! I get that porn may not be something you want to do though. I think it’s bullshit that they won’t let you wear longer swim trunks. What if you split them up the sides, so you’d have more flexibility? It’d keep your cock covered but still allow full movement? Wouldn’t it? I say don’t give up on this yet. I say go back to swim like anyone else and take pics of the lifeguard with his junk falling out and then tell them afterwards that if they’ll allow Mr. Hardbody to sit out there with his goodies all on display that they can’t give you any grief. Thanks for the submission, I hope we hear from you soon! I’m filing this one under Big Dick Problems. I’m not hung small by any means but I’m no foot long swinger and I can’t even begin to imagine what a hassle that much cock would be in daily life. Reblog, like and share if you agree.

when your friend meets your sexy roommate