Oh Hey

I’ve never reblogged something so fast in my entire life.

Yawning is like giving your a body a 20% battery remaining notification (source)

My charger must be messed up then, cause I'm always tired.

If you’re 20-26, click here for a repressed memory 

i was 100% expecting this to be a rickroll but somehow it was worse

i’m 27 and my fiance is 30 and i had a visceral gut reaction and he was just like “i don’t know this.” op your grasp on the age range for this reference is spectacular

I have no idea what this is but if my younger followers want a nostalgia trip click this I guess?

he’s not ugly he’s handsome

distinguished

rugged 

This motherfucker survives a lightning strike and you have the gull to call them ugly?? If mother nature cant kill them what chance do you have when this mofo comes after you?!

Reblog Lightning Bison for protection from lightning.

Thats gonna heal into the most badass scar, author is just peanut butter & jealous

😂

I’m making bread

Love this art

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

that’s a lot of dollars

IT WORKES I GOT PAID THREE DAYS EARLY

THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME

that’s a lot of dollars

IT WORKES I GOT PAID THREE DAYS EARLY

THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME

Need this.

Of course

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

Need this.

Of course

Hit me, universe

Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .

hope all my followers stumble into some cash to-night~

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Waiting for a call rn!