A Stranger's Love of Books

The look on Tater's face when Jacques says something that breaks his mind before he reboots and goes along with it is great.

Clark mixing up keystone and cornerstone is great. Perfect himbo behavior.

Someone make the teenager do a photo shoot with a baby before he goes home so we have the next soccer prodigy for 19 years from now.

Are we going to disallow the goal for Spain fouling the corner flag?

Is Justin Bieber trying to be John Mayer?

I was out of the room for the beginning, who were the weird trio of singers trying to intimidate the players by reminding them several billion eyes were on them?

Okay England, where was this when you were playing Argentina?

Oh, that's a foul now is it?

England go back on offense I'm begging you.

How does Argentina not have ten yellow cards by now?

How is it a foul? It looked like the Swiss guy stopped about as fast as he could and Messi ran into him.