Rainbow Connection

they are literally investigating the unification church that the assassin was mad about and the public is now more aware of its political influence this was seriously a very effective murder of a human being

some of y’all and the media is so disgusting and overwhelmingly sexist it’s ridiculous. justin bieber spent 2-3 years being a massive dick to everyone for no reason, putting people’s lives in danger by speeding down streets, and sleeping with underaged girls. he goes on stage singing “sorry” and crying and all is forgiven. he still sells a ton, still has huge concerts, no one cares. but ariana grande literally has 22 of her fans blown up in front of her and people only gave a fuck for 3 months? she is groped at a FUNERAL and all people can talk about is how short her dress is. she leaves a toxic relationship with a substance abuser and SHE is blamed for his death. y’all really hate women!

i feel like every stripper has the same little old woman inside us who’s like older than time and has been Done for 5,000 years

YIKES WHEW GIRL

am i being weird if i think this sounds like grooming? cus i think this sounds like grooming

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

Pistachios are vegan oysters

Me when I rode my first 13" dick

HOLY FUCK I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN CENTURIES

Wtf y’all

why he doing so much screaming tho

See, I’d have a damn heart attack with my scary ass

He like it

1-800-are-you-slappin

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Whenever straight dudes say that they don’t like strip clubs because they’re gross or exploitative or whatever, ask them if they watch porn. Because chances are pretty fucking good that they do. They don’t have a problem with women being objectified or exploited. They just have a problem making eye contact and paying sex workers for their labor.

Yupp. So true.

OMG YES THIS