inspire & rage

“I am looking respectfully” “im so normal about this” can you bark actually? Can you hit yourself over the head w a frying pan like a cartoon wolf? Can you look at it derangedly please?

Head in my hands this cant be the thing that blows up

How can you bark when you’re afraid of the reblog button ?

There's a new drug on the market called evil women comforting you like a traumatized deer

reblog if your gender is "It's not that simple"

Everyone needs a sicko to bounce ideas off of. It's necessary to survive any fandom ever.

please be nice to me unless youre being mean in a hot way

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎

Car dependency is so deeply engrained in the United States that we don’t dare to imagine rolling a z-scale Amtrak ALC-42 over them titties. Choo. 🚊

Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024

this post has a very specific day you CANNOT reblog it on Jan. 1st 2025

It’s still the same year as yesterday, 2024.