i almost forgot, happy condescending online man day everyone

mbmbam prides itself on being an advice podcast that doesnt give advice but tbh their policy of “if a woman cannot literally run away from you (aka she’s at work, on the bus, in an elevator, etc) you CANNOT ask her out” is like top 10 best rules ever

*minces onion and garlic for you with romantic intentions*

Honestly I'd love to invite u out with us but like..my gf passively deals aoe poison damage, and no offence but your toxin resistance is meagre and she would instantly rot you into mulch

excuse the fuck out of whoever this is

75% certain that "wherefore" means "why"

Yeah, and I used it as such.

*tosses the crab like a wedding bouquet*