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So, I have a theory about why we all hate the VanHoutens. You know, Milhouse, and his parents Luann and Kirk? And don’t tell me you don’t harbour just a little bit of hate for them... they’re pathetic!

Here they are, in all their lame glory. And do you know why we think they look lame?

They’re *prey.*

Their eyes are on the side of their heads!

Like this dumb looking rabbit, they live in a land of fear!

Now look at The Simpson family:

Clearly, they’re predators! Top of the food chain!

Heck, even Comic Book Guy has more pride than the VanHoutens!!

Conclusion: well, that’s it really. Milhouse sucks.

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