Dec 25, 2020
I created an entire Tumblr just so I could make this post.
So, I have a theory about why we all hate the VanHoutens. You know, Milhouse, and his parents Luann and Kirk? And don’t tell me you don’t harbour just a little bit of hate for them... they’re pathetic!
Here they are, in all their lame glory. And do you know why we think they look lame?
They’re *prey.*
Their eyes are on the side of their heads!
Like this dumb looking rabbit, they live in a land of fear!
Now look at The Simpson family:
Clearly, they’re predators! Top of the food chain!
Heck, even Comic Book Guy has more pride than the VanHoutens!!
Conclusion: well, that’s it really. Milhouse sucks.
Signed,
El Barto
