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jesus fuck it’s a summertime miracle i made that post on eddie and an angel descended from the heavens with the email address for this blog

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an old florescent light flickers in a small, tired ice - cream parlour. faded pastel wallpaper and enthusiastic posters exclaim flavours in german: ‘vanille! schokolade!’ there is an eerie quiet about the scene. then we see her. sitting alone and upright at a small, plastic table. this is villanelle .
i don’t know what’s going on with me i’m a serial blog hopper right now
she’s not a mean spirited person she’s just annoying and doesn’t understand that even if you’re well meaning you can’t say the first thing that pops into your head
IT’S NOT HER BEAUTY THAT’S ARRESTING, IT’S HER STYLE. A SORT OF INSOLENCE TOWARDS LIFE, A TOTAL LACK OF CAUTION, FEARLESS AND ABUNDANT PRIDE!

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JDAT.E is not straight horror, nor is it straight comedy. Wong uses elements from both genres and weaves them seamlessly together to tell a tale with descriptions and characters that ground the supernatural forces into the real world, so well that the readers can recognise it as their own and feel the horror of the situations they are in and the threat of the monsters or, like in my story, the unknown, a lot better. He starts writing by describing the mundane to the reader, convincing them that the world he is writing on is a real one, and only then throws in the weird. This way, the reader is more likely to accept this supernatural world they have entered. It’s easier to believe that aliens exist and are invading modern day Earth than it is to believe that aliens are invading modern day Earth and that there’s dinosaurs there too.
I need to actually put some info on betty up so I’ll work on that a bit this evening.....just you wait oh just you wait!
* @esoterreur said... ‘ we got a nerd alert! ’
betty gives something of a double take. hand jumps up and hovers mid air pointing sort of at herself, then back behind her, right over her shoulder, to which her eyes quickly follow. no, she doesn’t really even look specifically at anyone behind her, doesn’t try and spot anyone. to put it simply, she’s lost. bewildered. she doesn’t have the brain power for it. surely she couldn’t mean betty -- surely betty wasn’t the nerd warranting alert. ‘are you kidding?’ the pointing finger lands back at her own chest. head whips back and stares with an actual (maybe) real pain at this woman. ‘me? i’m nerd alert?’ she squints. ‘i would never say that to you. i would never say that to anyone. that was killer cruel, man. super mean.’ she drops her hand and gives a part frown part pout hybrid, shakes her head too. ‘i... i just wouldn’t ever say that to you. big leagues cruel. enjoy hell.’

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that was the quickest i’ve ever set up a blog but anyway who wants a starter
last podcast on the left sentence starters, pt 3 ↪ taken from various episodes & streams. alter as you see fit
“my mom killed a boy.”
“he was just a backwards human being!”
“at least cherry pie is nice!”
“it’s like the movie ‘stand by me’ or something like that.”
“squirrels are the fleshlight of the forest.”
“another day in long-fat-man history.”
“i went to the doctor with lymphoma and he just gave me a bowl cut.”
“that’s kinda fun.”
“that’ll happen!”
“you’re bein’ mean to me!”
“beavers are the loggers of the animal world, and isn’t that fun?”
“you’re thinking about it. don’t think about it!”
“i’m having one!”
“i’m a naughty little burrito.”
“let’s make our own parmesan.”
“enjoy your devil’s telescope!”
“i could beat you. to death. easily.”
“i can get you a dead girl.”
“you don’t know until you’ve been out there.”
“i would do that, but i don’t know if i want that.”
“[name]’s yelling is right.”
“but in the real world- in layman’s terms, out- out of the hoity toity, ivory tower of acaDEMIA-”
“they found nothing but trouble.”
“we got a nerd alert!”
“this drawer is just full of gold teeth!”
“and in that moment … he ejaculated.”
“you ready for this shit?”
“he said that as an insult but i took it as a compliment.”
“i will not die.”
“i wish that technically he died by being forced through a spaghetti strainer.”
“i like having normal human conversations with you, [name].“
"he’ll take a bullet for you because all he wants to be is dead.”
“a preacher screaming about the end of times, i kinda like it.”
“interesting; i thought the translation was gonna be, like, 'dick pine’.”
“i wanna watch the sun explode.”
“anyway let’s get back to witchcraft and stop discussing the love life of harry potter.”
“i once watched my great aunt rip apart a teddy bear with her bare hands.”
“i don’t know what that means but it sounds fun.”
“you just smell like roadkill.”
“that’s the upside down, you fuck!”
“but he was a fucking cool-ass dude! i mean - i mean he’s done bad things, obviously he’s done bad things."
i smoke too much for a non-smoker / i smoke too much, it's like i'm choking over and over again / on every last falling friend / i smoke too much for a non-smoker / i call your bluff, another cold shoulder / ending the night, i can't remember which friends are mine . (sir.babyg.irl - pin.k lite)
my special skill is knowing exactly where my character is based but refusing to reveal said location and instead withholding the information for the sake of interacting with other people on here without having to put thought into why my character is suddenly in x town or x city. a dream come true babey!
that was the quickest i’ve ever set up a blog but anyway who wants a starter

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i feel like god found me when i was a kid and i’ve been running away ever since. when i say god, i don’t specifically mean god. i’m not saying the god found me, that would be crazy. i just think that something of that nature did and i’ve been trying to get away since. AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER WRITTEN BY CIARA, ESTABLISHED 2020 .
last podcast on the left sentence starters, pt 6 ↪ taken from various episodes. alter as you see fit. trigger warnings for death, blood mentions
“i always ruin surprise parties.”
“so where are we at on the ‘fucked’ scale? from ‘oh my god, i forgot to dvr wheel last night’ to ‘there are spiders in my colostomy bag’?”
“‘small amount of beef’ - that’s gonna be name of my comedy special.”
“the spiders are circling the colostomy bag at this point.”
“they didn’t make this look good.”
“we’ve reached the ‘fucked’ level of ‘i locked my keys inside ‘cause i just got out of the shower and thought i’d heard and intruder so i stepped outside but now i’m locked out and nude.’”
“… can i just say it’s not good?”
“don’t have any hope, at all.”
“you would have killed so many people.”
“where did those rumours start?”
“i can see aleister crowley being the bottom to winston churchill …”
“this is NOT ‘beetlejuice’!”
“i don’t think a professional fisherman has filled out a census since the beginning of the census!”
“at first, the beginning of the haunting was somewhat cute.”
“it’s 2x2 so if you can’t fit in there, too bad, it’s your fucking sanctum!”
“[name] got even more annoying after eating the poison.”
“he still spent thirty minutes sighing and moaning.”
“why? why are you screaming?”
“i did it for the devilment.”
“fuck the government! i think we should burn down the white house.”
“i’ll follow her wherever you move her!”
“what’s marital relationship?”
“they’re about to fuck!”
“stop it, i don’t want to know! i’m trying to have plausible deniability.”
“if i saw james cordon from ‘cats’ on my lawn, i’d shoot it in the fucking stomach so it would die slow.”
“that’s a fun way to get in trouble.”
“she can never be on the yearbook squad after this.”
“ooh, now you’re on board, buddy!”
“i don’t mean to stay long, as i don’t like you.”
“i have a goddamn cough.”
“it ain’t cheating if you got the same dick size.”
“i don’t like it. i don’t like that concept.”
“they get tuckered out.”
“i am such a fan of the hippo because i think they only kill when they’re sad.”
“they are very depressed.”
“think about how much fun a hippo fight would be if they were the size of dogs! they could fight for hours.”
“the fight would only last a minute until [name] bashed his head against the ground and his brains would just be … a puddle in their hands.”
“if [name] was the size of a toddler - with all his normal attributes - vs a chicken … now that would be a fun fight!”
“it sounded like he got real boring ‘cause all he took was acid but he did it alone.”
“it was worse than ‘the shining’ because he didn’t even write a sentence; he just stared out the window and licked his own guns.”
“i had a dream i was in the doom patrol. it was fucking great. i woke up in a FANTASTIC mood.”
“you can get comatosed at any time!”
“now we hear corpses screaming all the time.”
“that makes me wanna scream.”
“you ever do that thing with your loved one where you pretend to be dead just to get a rise out of them?”
“quit asking questions or i’m gonna smack your neck!”
“nothing like a surprise double mastectomy to really ruin a quilt group.”
“why bury your mum when all that does is just grow more mothers?”
“you can’t just, like, plant a mummy seed and have a whole mummy crop!”
“this is actually kinda comfortable. this would be a nice grave.”
“my mum does long-con games where she tries to poison people.”
“i’ll show you how much i don’t wanna dance by turning my foot into a wonton.”