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whyd we stop saying "ok boomer" i liked that.

inductive gambling.

sadly, did not get to watch The Cube, hosted by NBA Allstar Dwayne Wade.

no one holds onto ur exes like venmo.

i cant mansplain bc i literally dont know anything

objects be like, "subject, describe me"

flour is meant to be spilled.

i'm the tallest person in the aritzia waiting room.

talk to me like we're at the trader joe's checkout.

this gift card expires? so u gave me an erron.

hell is saying ur gonna do something then not doing it, forever.

oh no! the worst person you know is writing affirmations.

get up?? im literally as snug as a bug in rug rn and ur asking me to get up????

even nfl players fumble, i can't be expected to pull every milf.

men in draught of compliments should hang out with gays more.