helpless

“Probably because it’s actors and they probably have fake food, although it’s good commercial content to make parents think that it is easy.”

“well, i can’t argue with you there. i think parents might respect a more honest advert, though. at least i know my cupcakes probably taste better than those on the commericals, though.”

“doing anything with a kid is a pain in the ass.” “Even things you’re supposed to do with them!” “Like, I couldn’t even imagine.. baking with them.” “My boyfriend’s kid is such a little shit, he’d… I dunno, eat all the batter?”

“it’s actually quite fun baking with kids - i just have to be a little less perfect than i am usually with measurements and decorating. it’s important to me that they can cook, though. i mean i don’t think that’s being a pain really, i think that’s just being a kid. didn’t you do that when you were younger? heck, i still eat the batter.”

❛ if bribery with chocolate got me this far, it might just secure the future. as for the boys, the twins practically have wrinkles so it looks like benji is our only hope. ❜

❛ our kids need better training… then we can make them child actors and retire early. ❜