Quick Cummer

Another therapy serie for all you betas and sissies!

Well, D-Day is here for tumblr adult stuff. What will happen? Will accounts with explicit pictures vanish? Will only the pictures vanish? And what about adult topics and text? Will that vanish, too? Or can discussion continue?

If narrative and non-explicit imagery stays, will that still be attractive, given that hot images and posts with hot images get 99.9% of the attention? Personally, I enjoy hot images as much as the next guy, but let’s face it, no pics, no likes or reblogs.

I’ve been trying to keep track of where folks are going. Reddit, sharesome, bdsmlr, fetlife, all sorts of places. But so far no “community” of likeminded souls anywhere. Maybe it’ll take time. It’d be just too bad if it all evaporated. 

Premature Ejaculation University Winter 2018 curriculum Premature Ejaculation Concepts 101 Professor Maximus vanSnelst

Lecture 07: Premature Ejaculation — It’s a Feature, Not a Bug

Well, my dear students, your Professor senses a need to get back to basics. Over the past several weeks you have been bombarded with a great deal of information regarding premature ejaculation, have been asked to memorize, analyze, contemplate and report. You’ve been given assignments, field practice, exercises, and interaction with your own personal trainer. That’s a lot.

So let’s sit back and talk a bit about the main subject we’re dealing with here at PEU — ejaculation, and especially the premature kind. What does it all mean?

Ejaculation simply means delivery of seminal fluids from where it’s made, inside us guys, to where it’s supposed to go, inside females. To make sure we take this seriously — and we must or else we’d go the way of the dinosaurs and the dodo — nature invented orgasm. Making us feel really, really good about doing a task is the best way to get us to do it. And I think all of us will agree that nature did a bang-up job with orgasm.

Problem is, orgasm feels so damn good that it’s often hard to wait for it. We want it NOW. And that’s where we run into issues. Because, unless you do it yourself, sex is between you and a partner. And while technically speaking all the male has to do is deliver nature’s ordained payload, the female — the recipient of the payload — does have an interest (and saying) in the type, timing, and quality of delivery.

That’s because Mother Nature gave females desires, too. If that were not so, females would likely see absolutely no reason to allow clumsy, brutish males violate the sanctity of their bodies. And humanity would quickly die out. So there are orgasms on the female side as well. Only, over there it’s a bit more difficult. Ideally, Mother Nature might have rigged it such that female orgasm occurs precisely when the payload is delivered. Male orgasm, female orgasm, beautifully synchronized and coordinated. Everyone would have been happy. Always.

Unfortunately, Mother Nature didn’t think that through. Or maybe it was just an bio-engineering problem. Maybe it just wasn’t possible to make the female body so as to reliably sense the male orgasm and chime in with its own orgasm at the exact same time. Think of the consequences of an unreliable system: If the female orgasmed before payload was delivered, she just might shake him off and go her merry way. So Mother Nature decided to make the system fail-safe. Most of you know the term “fail-safe” as a NASA term which means that if a system fails, it defaults to safe. So that no one dies.

Same with Mother Nature’s decision about male and female orgasms. Job #1 was safe delivery of the payload. So best design the female orgasm to make harder to come by. The male tries, for that’s good male sexual etiquette. If he succeeds at bringing the female to vaginal orgasm, great, payload will be delivered. If not, well, it’ll be delivered anyway.

And that, dear students, is the male curse when it comes to sexual intercourse. We’re built to fail. And that goes for those with perfect stamina as well as for all of you aspiring or current premature ejaculators. It’s ladies first in real life. But down on the shop floor in the species propagation department, it’s generally guys first. Mother Nature saw to that. Unless the stars are all aligned or we do a really, really good job, or we just luck out. So there.

And what does all that mean, really? It means that — paraphrasing Microsoft —  premature ejaculation is not a flaw, it’s a feature. Mother Nature wanted for us to cum first and quickly. WE are the ones doing the job right, not the stamina Olympians. 

That, of course, is not how the matter is viewed in current society. And so premature ejaculation has become demonized, declared a regrettable condition, something unfortunate, something to be diagnosed, addressed and cured.

And there it becomes downright comical. With untold millions of males “suffering” from premature ejaculation, there really isn’t a good, standard definition of what, exactly, it is. Many experts and learned institutions have tried.

The International Society for Sexual Medicine (ISSM), for example, decreed that in order for a male to be considered a premature ejaculator, he had to ejaculate within a minute of vaginal penetration AND be unable to delay such ejaculation AND suffer form negative personal consequences due to such failures. Talk about taking the joy out of sex!

WHO said that you’re a premature ejaculator if you just can’t delay ejaculation, it happens within about 15 seconds upon penetration, but it’s still “sufficient to enjoy lovemaking.” Very much up for debate, that one.

AUA is a bit vague on the matter. You’re a PE if ejaculation happens sooner than desired, either before or shortly after penetration, and it really bums out both of you. Not all that scientific either.

And those old sex gurus from way back when, Masters & Johnson, they were vaguer yet. You’re PE if you can’t control ejaculation for a sufficient time. Or if you can’t satisfy your partner at least half the time. Not particle physics here.

Your Professor’s particular favorite when it comes to things PE, Dr. Waldinger, is more reasonable and more precise. According to him, a lifelong premature ejaculator will have PE always or nearly always, with all or nearly all female partners, generally last less than a minute, has the condition for life, and truly has no control over his ejaculations.

Those with acquired PE, and your Professor counts himself among those, will experience PE at some point in life, even if they didn’t have it before. They also have very little or no control, but there’s usually a reason for it. Those reasons are stated as organic or psychological, though here at PEU we also add sexual fetishes and PE training to that.

The medical establishment is remarkably politically correct by pointing out that premature ejaculation is most commonly a male sexual dysfunction (duuh…. ), but how many are affected is quite uncertain. One study claims it affects almost 40% of males of all ages, though other studies report more like 20-30%. Interestingly, while one would expect young bucks to be more affected with PE than older more experienced males, prevalence of PE is said to be remarkably stable over all age groups.

How long do men last? That, again, greatly varies depending on which study you look at. One survey says US men estimate their IELT (Intravaginal Ejaculation Latency Time i.e, how soon you cum after entry) to be almost 14 minutes, while the more honest Germans estimate it to be just seven minutes. Actual studies with stop watches suggest that the great majority of all males ejaculate within five minutes or less upon entry.

What’s the bottom line here?

Premature ejaculation is a complex issue. There is no clear definition. Many questions are best answered with an emphatic “it depends.” One thing is for sure: males are designed by nature to cum quickly. It has to be that way. The dance of the genders, giving each other pleasure, be considerate, that all came along with civilization. Think about it: back in pre-historic times, those who ejaculated quickly were probably far more likely to pass on their genes. Which would make PE a double-whammy: Nature wanted it so, and the PE gene was more likely to be passed. Looking at it this way, it’s a miracle that any male lasts more than a few seconds at all.