Penguins & Friends

I love goalie fights it’s like you guys have been standing 200 ft apart this entire time how could you possibly have beef

different color shirt bad

do you guys remember having hopes and dreams

ok idk why this is breaking containment but to be clear this post is about Game 3 of the 2026 Stanley Cup Western Conference Finals where the Colorado Avalanche were up 3-0 against the Vegas Golden Knights after the first period and then managed to lose the game 3-5. I do see how it could be interpreted as being about the general disillusionment of adulthood but I was actually talking about ice hockey

sports arent real

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

Sidney going to team Slovakia to clarify that he was calling the REFS fucking terrible and not them is the funniest news out of worlds. Very important to him that his insults make it to the intended recipients