*thoschei me*

Fuck this fucking motherfucker. I swear I’ll reblog this post everytime I come across this just to make everyone suffer like I do.

Aye, aye, aye @annsoltera , @observers-journal . It’s the way this sexy-ass mother fucker STARTS at a 10 with his kisses. Mother fuckin’ category 5 hurricane; a 9.5 magnitude earthquake; pollen count at 11.2 making my damn eyes water all damn day; air quality index at 500 causing me to struggle with every fucking breath. His kisses look like they match the intensity of a thousand suns in danger of simultaneously collapsing on themselves, going supernova, and taking all us mother fuckers out. Dude is like, fuck the build up, fuck creating tension. Your mouth doesn’t have enough tongues in it right now, so let me shove mine up in there real quick. With all due respect, fuck you, Tenoch! But also, please kiss me before you leave–mother fucker.

when your card declines at therapy so they bring out john owen jones and rachel barrell to reenact this scene