Shaking Hands With the Dark Parts of my Thoughts

Pet: *falls asleep* Me: *lies down in front of them, gets three inches from their face, and stares at them for 30 minutes*

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

I love the fact that Parks and Rec uses the same documentary style as The Office without there being any actual documentary crew or any in universe attempt at explaining it. There’s just this invisible camera crew and that’s how the world is. It’s the best. It’s so weird and the lack of explanation makes it better.

Current mood: Bob Belcher saying ‘oh my god’

honestly everyone who has ever hurt me is so lucky i’m hyper empathetic and i’ve never told you about how you’ve hurt me! Congratulations on getting off the hook because I was afraid to hurt your feelings by telling you that you did bad things