nobody likes a loser.

Zoey Deutch as Erica Vandross in Flower (2017, dir. Max Winkler)

Flower (2017) Directed by Max Winkler

                       COMPETITIVE .        /        COMPOSER .

Harper and pizza

‘  you’re not letting me win to boost my ego, are you?  ’ ‘  i want to destroy you.  ’ ‘  i’m just trying not to make my concentration face.  ’ ‘  well, now you just look like one of those blow-up air men outside the car dealership.  ’ ‘  i like you. so, so much.  ’ ‘  you’re not hard to get. at all. you’re hard to earn and it’s… so much better.  ’ ‘  you are way too nice to everyone. except me, apparently.  ’ ‘  don’t be weird.  ’ ‘  i need pizza!  ’ ‘  i know this is not gonna sound how i mean it to sound, but i wanna fuck this pizza.  ’ ‘  i get it. you should never say that to anyone else, but i get it.  ’ ‘  you’re gonna let the smell out!  ’ ‘  i want that pizza box to be my bed.  ’ ‘  it’s like battle of the bulge over here. it’s a war zone.  ’ ‘  i’ve never even had a boyfriend.  ’ ‘  i just don’t even know what’s going on with your dancing.  ’ ‘  just stop thinking. nobody cares.  ’ ‘  look at these assholes.  ’ ‘  there are two kinds of compliments to give a woman: the things she already thinks about herself that need confirmed and the things she doesn’t think anybody else notices about her.  ’ ‘  you can’t make it better until you actually do it.  ’ ‘  stop feeling sorry for yourself.  ’ ‘  i said yes!  ’ ‘  we’re not old enough to get married, though.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna take a picture of you and post it on tinder.  ’ ‘  you know, guys love girls who like sports.  ’ ‘  i know that i’ve been cunty to you.  ’ ‘  don’t be one of those girls who can’t say cunt.  ’ ‘  but you’re like… a grown-up.  ’ ‘  the best meal i ever had was a five dollar pizza thrown up a fire escape.  ’ ‘  do you have a guy over?  ’ ‘  why do you always assume i have a guy over?  ’ ‘  it’s just sometimes i get emotional over sports.  ’ ‘  i need that food!  ’ ‘  first guy i ever slept with came as a gay man while he was inside of me.  ’ ‘  he’s in my room right now drinking gatorade to recover from our vigorous love making.  ’ ‘  do i look like somebody who can afford interest? i steal my toilet paper from the office bathroom.  ’ ‘  you should probably just be a little easier on the ‘hahaha’s’. i mean, you find him humorous, you’re not a psychotic clown.  ’ ‘  nobody likes the actual work. that’s the point of a job. you do the best one where you make the most money.  ’ ‘  you like someone because of all of their qualities and you love someone despite some of their qualities.   ’ ‘  you like because, and you love despite.  ’ ‘  a lot of men proposed to me. i could be thrice divorced by no.  ’ ‘  it’s kind of like you don’t really know until you tried it and then, once you tried it, you really know.  ’ ‘  it’s been so long since i’ve been to a party. or made out with someone. i don’t even remember how! it’s like my tongue has atrophied.  ’ ‘  i made something!  ’ ‘  why are you so quiet? you move like a prius.  ’ ‘  people call me creepy? …i love it.  ’ ‘  i got here so early that i thought i had time to dick around, so i went there, then i lost track of time, and suddenly i was late.  ’ ‘  that’s the dumbest thing i’ve ever heard. that is not a real thing.  ’ ‘  it’s the over-dick-around thing. i over-dicked it.  ’ ‘  this is the best meal i’ve ever had. in my entire life.  ’ ‘  please don’t drop my pizza.  ’ ‘  stop making me laugh.  ’ ‘  no, not you, i’m talking to my pizza.  ’ ‘  we’re full-on parent trapping them.  ’ ‘  okay, i think i’ve seen the lindsay lohan classic enough times to know that we’re full on parent trapping hard.  ’ ‘  i don’t know what you’re getting out of this, but you deserve better. you are better.  ’ ‘  one is a beautiful woman with dark hair and a fierceness that’s both scary and inspiring… the other is a guy.  ’ ‘  take that back.  ’ ‘  he’s a selfish, superficial asshole, but he can’t help it.  ’ ‘  you could be a good person, but you want to be an asshole.  ’ ‘  you’re choosing to be a piece of shit.  ’ ‘  stop pretending this is some moral dilemma.  ’ ‘  i’m telling her. the whole truth. all of it.  ’ ‘  i don’t wanna do this anymore.  ’ ‘  you’re my backup.  ’ ‘  don’t marry him.  ’ ‘  i know you don’t put up with any shit. so don’t put up with his.  ’ ‘  oh my god, i gave myself goosebumps.  ’ ‘  you douche-tard.  ’ ‘  i googled it so i know what it means now.  ’ ‘  you displayed a total lack of character when it mattered.  ’ ‘  you have the romantic and sexual personality of a seventh grader.  ’ ‘  you’re a know-it-all.  ’ ‘  you are unbelievably bad at beer pong.  ’ ‘  you’re a sore winner.  ’ ‘  you use too many explanation points.  ’ ‘  and yet…  ’

# smol

Do I look like I can afford interest? I steal my toilet paper from the office bathroom.

“God can’t hear you”