a dialogue prompt collection from season one of haunted hotel (2025)
This vessel requires fruit loops!
Aw. I’d let you stab me if I could!
No prison can contain my power!
You guys really need to learn black magic.
A lot of them have murder experience.
Obviously, I’m not sending you to some void.
It’s me. It’s [Name]. From hell.
[Name], I don’t love your rules, but I like ’em better than an eternal void.
I dropped out in fifth grade and turned out fine.
We’re summoning light in the hallways until the power is back.
[Name]’s teaching me how to threaten people. I’m getting pretty good.
I was too busy when I was alive.
Something about dying outside makes you, uh… mm, funny.
It’s not my fault! I was just looking for secret passageways!
Wait, so he was Canadian, pretending to be British, pretending to be American? Why?
It’s a demon thing. In Hell, dating is when you choke somebody with a prune.
These cats are ruining my life, and no one believes me.
Gentlemen, can we do battle without doing property damage?
The fact that you feel the need to perform for me means we’re bonding.
You think mere impalement will stop me?
If you kill my sister, we are no longer friends!
You’re a dreamer, a caretaker, a performer, a cat!
If you guys can hear me, there’s still time to fight!
I’ll do it if I can wear my oldman makeup.
The man in the cloak won’t bother us if we don’t bother him.