BERNARD of the Rescue CORPS!

Bernard I recommend you stop talking so loudly, my reports say it’s straining your vocal cords really bad.

Continuing could result in you becoming mute

-Yonny

Hmm...YONNY? Is that REALLY you?

yonny-yarns

Yeah it is

Holy SHIT I thought you were LYING

HEEEEEY Yonny!!! I LIKE talking like this, so I will KEEP IT UP!

yonny-yarns

But you’ll go mute within the year Bernard!

I DO NOT CARE!!!!

#as the kids say #YOLO

Bernard I recommend you stop talking so loudly, my reports say it’s straining your vocal cords really bad.

Continuing could result in you becoming mute

-Yonny

Hmm...YONNY? Is that REALLY you?

yonny-yarns

Yeah it is

Holy SHIT I thought you were LYING

HEEEEEY Yonny!!! I LIKE talking like this, so I will KEEP IT UP!

#pikposting #hey now.#that is his. i mean my. gimmick.

Bernard I recommend you stop talking so loudly, my reports say it’s straining your vocal cords really bad.

Continuing could result in you becoming mute

-Yonny

Hmm...YONNY? Is that REALLY you?

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wahhhh i want the real bernard back

Erm, WAITER! Check PLEASE!

#pikposting #how do you like my slang #fellow pikmin #fans

why do u yell my ears hurt

Yelling is not REAL! You are LYING!

#pikposting #bet you thought I DIED huh?

i want you

Well I DO NOT want YOU!

Bernard are you okay you haven’t been online since may

I AM alive! I did NOT die!

Heya, DINGO! It is me, your PAL Bernard! Just checking in...as one DOES, of course. Have you seen my spare SHADES? I had a run in a little while back, and never fixed them UP!

@bernard-blogging

Your huh? Why would I have your shit?,.........you can uh. Check my things if you want though

Thanks BUDDY! I owe you ONE!...not really.

(Bernard loosely investigates, quite possibly messing some things up obliviously...or deliberately?)

(is he fucking with me)

..Uh.you find them?

Not yet, DINGO!...

...they may not be HERE, actually. You got any idea where they MIGHT be?

(His grin looked unnatural and forced, instead of his usual suave and charming smile.)

No.. aren't they always on your head? Face? Uuh, whatever. I don't know, man.

( ("¬_¬) )

...THESE are broken. I am looking for my SPARE. PAIR.

(He looks frustrated.)

Whatever. I will ask...someone ELSE.

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Heya, DINGO! It is me, your PAL Bernard! Just checking in...as one DOES, of course. Have you seen my spare SHADES? I had a run in a little while back, and never fixed them UP!

@bernard-blogging

Your huh? Why would I have your shit?,.........you can uh. Check my things if you want though

Thanks BUDDY! I owe you ONE!...not really.

(Bernard loosely investigates, quite possibly messing some things up obliviously...or deliberately?)

(is he fucking with me)

..Uh.you find them?

Not yet, DINGO!...

...they may not be HERE, actually. You got any idea where they MIGHT be?

(His grin looked unnatural and forced, instead of his usual suave and charming smile.)

#you think you

Heya, DINGO! It is me, your PAL Bernard! Just checking in...as one DOES, of course. Have you seen my spare SHADES? I had a run in a little while back, and never fixed them UP!

@bernard-blogging

Your huh? Why would I have your shit?,.........you can uh. Check my things if you want though

Thanks BUDDY! I owe you ONE!...not really.

(Bernard loosely investigates, quite possibly messing some things up obliviously...or deliberately?)

Hiii!!! You okayy?????? :]]] [ jus. Checking to see if the blog here is . Alive hii!! ]

Actually, I have felt like taking a BREAK as of recent. I will be INACTIVE for...a WHILE. Thank you for checking in on ME, at least.

(ooc; i've lost interest with pikposting as of recent, and my schedule has gotten crazy busy! i won't be posting for a while, and if i were to, it would probably just be with text. and i don't want to post with just text for these "important lore moments"!! so i'll be inactive on this blog for a while. feel free to fill my inbox with asks for my eventual return, for when i [hopefully] decide to come back!)

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...you don't know ME, fool.

Hey, Bernard! I was wondering if you've seen Santi around recently? He was talking about you the other day!

He WAS? That is INTERESTING...