More than meets the eye.

Oh my god. Everything I do is great, so I don’t know what you’re talking about with me killing your buzz or whatever.

I can’t imagine you have a lot of friends, Mr. Everything-I-Do-Is-Great.

“It’s too perfect, like you spent too long on it.”

That’s so nice of you to say, but it really isn’t hard to get it like this.

“Depends on how bored I get.”

I guess we’ll get you a drink and hope for the best then.

Of course you don’t.

I can get up with the rope but you had better have a hand waiting for me. 

It’s fun to not care sometimes.

No because that isn’t true. I’m great.

Just because no one has told you doesn’t mean it’s not true. You’re literally killing my buzz, bro.

You know, you need to stop being so pessimistic. 

I’m aware. I’ll get right on that, Sis. You need to lighten up a little bit though.

“I’m good down here.”

You say that only because you have no idea how much fun it is up here.

You look absolutely ridiculous up there, you know.

But fuck it, why not? Help me get up there.

I do know. Don’t care.

I highly doubt that’s the case, Ben.

I doubt it too, but that would be quite the scandal.

Fuck yeah!

I like the enthusiasm, but are you going to make fun of my hair this time?

“I thought your hair was meant to be a joke.”

My hair? What’s wrong with my hair?

A mixture of curiosity and wanting to join you, I suppose. 

I say if you want to join me you definitely should. This ruling by my side thing is a limited time offer.

But I own the world, so I technically claimed it first.

Has anyone ever told you that you’re kind of a buzzkill?

What do you mean whatever I say? I’m the king.

I didn’t really mean anything by it, But you do realize I claimed this cabin first so that would make me just as much king of it, right? Maybe even more.

What the fuck are you doing?

Ruling over my kingdom! Why don’t you come join me?

I volunteer! 

Wonderful! Now we’ll just need to get you up here.