Extremely Very True Queen Facts
- John Deacon only ever ate sandwiches his whole entire life. That’s why his favorite food was cheese on toast because that is the only thing he’s ever eaten that wasn’t a sandwich
- Brian Mays hair physically cannot be cut. It’s broken over 1,200 pairs of scissors
- All of the cigarettes Freddie Mercury smoked were made out of candy
- Roger Taylor ate a drum stick
- Freddie Mercury actually played every single instrument on every single Queen track. He just wanted Brian, John, and Roger to feel like they were a part of something
- John Deacon once played the bass for 82 hours exactly upside down while drinking soup
- When Brian May played the guitar solo in Bohemian Rhapsody he was actually playing a guitar that he made out of a tissue box and some dental floss
- Freddie Mercury and John Deacon were 4th Cousins
- John Deacon isn’t from earth
- Brian May once caught Roger Taylor making out with a paper back copy of “War and Peace”
- Freddie Mercury created Japan
- Roger Taylor ate a paper back copy of “War and Peace”
- Freddie Mercury got eyeliner/make up tips from Cleopatra. He traveled back in time in the time machine Brian May built and had a cup of tea with the Egyptian Queen
- John Deacon made the map of the world
- Brian May never built a time machine
- dont look outside of your window… it looks like roger taylor but its not. run
- Once when on a tour in America, the four band members joined a pie eaten contest. Not only did they eat the entire state of Marylands pie stock, but also Pennsylvanias and West Virginias. Roger ate a few tables.
- Brian May made every single song ever
- Roger Taylor doesn’t exist in our realm anymore. He pondered into a mirror to hard and was sucked into it. Freddie Mercury found the mirror and accidentally broke it. So they had to replace roger and forget their connections with the old one.
- Freddie Mercury wasnt real, he was just a figment of brian mays imagination
- Brian May hates cheeze itz. If you merely utter the name he will pick you up with his mind powers and instantly kill you. Know one knows why but this isnt a fact this is a warning
- The reason why no one sees John Deacon anymore is because he drives the google maps car around the earth! dont bug him he has a lot of work to do!
- Old Rogers favorite food was cheese itz
- The band Queen are actually all bugs! Were all bugs! Everyone is bugs!!
hope you enjoyed these absolutely true Queen facts!
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