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âOFFICER: the victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers
DETECTIVE: dear god
OFFICER: most likely yesâ]

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Thatâs the one
[image description: a tweet by Patches @/mostly_cheese saying,
âOFFICER: the victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers
DETECTIVE: dear god
OFFICER: most likely yesâ]

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(via The Art and Science of Kashmirâs Pink Tea - Gastro Obscura)
me: :((
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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else
Refusal Of The Call is the actual trope name. Usually followed by the tropes of The Call Knows Where You Live and You Canât Fight Fate.
The Call is Trying to Contact you about your Destiny's Extended Warranty.
oh fuck internalized too much lotr as a kid, actually believe thereâs good in the world or some kinda shit
oh fuck internalised too much discworld as a kid, actually believe thereâs good in people and that i have a duty to contribute towards increasing the amount of good in the world

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your patron saint looks gnc af
now that we have duolingo we should give the tower of babel another shot
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I hope this psychopomp continues to get all the petting they want.
@who-is-page because eerie omens of death that just want pets is our aesthetic.
Y'ever think about what absolute mad decadence we live in that "vanilla" means "plain"
Anytime someone says 'it's just vanilla ice cream' I have to restrain myself from saying, "ah yes, the flavor produced by the seeds of a tropical orchid, a flower which blossoms for a single day before dying, the second most expense spice in the world. Just that."
Historically, the spices I have in my cabinet are an embarrassment of riches. I have there a large container of whole black peppercorns which I grate fresh over my food. Multiple containers of cinnamon because I forgot I already had some. Ginger, cardamom, red pepper flakes, whole cloves and ground, nutmeg and turmeric. Kings and emperors have not eaten food so well spiced.
I have vanilla ice cream in my freezer (cold! frozen! when the rich would pay fortunes to send for ice from mountains to chill fruit in the summers). I am going to put on my silk robe, fix myself a bowl, and feast.

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A redraw of an old Discworld piece of mine, featuring that time travel scene from Soul Music! The characters themselves are: Mort, Death, Ysabell, and Susan.
speak in dramatic monologues to yourself. add background music by turning on your favorite playlist. take photographs of how beautiful the light is falling into the room. prioritize the tasks that make you feel like you are following your purpose. embellish your life. it is yours to create.
there is a lot of unintentional humor created by the fact that the characters in âDraculaâ do not know that they are characters in âDracula.âÂ
âThe people in the village are warning me about a local legend called a âvampireâ. How quaint. When I meet Count Dracula I shall have to ask him if he knows more about this peculiar superstition.â
âI never drinkâŚ. WineâŚâ
Some guy in 1893 reading Dracula for the first time: Huh.. What a strange fellowâŚwhy doesnât he drink wine?
Me, reading in a time where Dracula is the most instantly recognizable villain in pop culture: LOL HE SURE DONT
Me after my metamorphosis in 2021 the energy I am taking into 2022.

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Jar of Consequences Hex
This is my personal take on a pretty conventional hex. In my experience, itâs very effective, and Iâve had some pretty interesting results come of it. Iâll make notes as I go, and do my best to explain the purpose of each action so that you can make substitutions/alterations in an effective way.
Before We Begin
Iâm calling this a hex, but this can really pack a whallop depending on how you make it. If you feel like you need something harsher or softer, then adjust as needed. If your personal code does not allow for any kind of baneful magic, you may have better luck with a different spell. Also, the specific actions and words I use are just examples, you do not have to recite them verbatim. Itâs just to convey the gist of whatâs happening.
What Youâll Need
A poppet of your target, or something similar to identify them.
A sturdy container, preferably glass. (Note: just make sure whatever you put in canât seep out of it. I like mason jars because theyâre easy to acquire, hold pretty much any material, and also create broken glass if shattered, which is nice for a hex.)
Nails, pins, needles, or something else stabby and abundant.
Thread or twine, black preferable.Â
Thumb tacks, glass shards, or other sharps
Hot sauce, lemon juice, pepper seeds, or anything else sour/spicy you wouldnât want to put on a wound. (Note: never fw a witch who enjoys fancy killer hot sauces.)
Dust, grime, or other gross stuff you can scrape up from around your house.Â
A black cloth or black trash bag. Something thick enough to block light.
What To Do
Prep your ritual space however you normally would, get your mind ready and have the materials pre-gathered and onhand. (Note: the best time to perform this would be a Saturday night, particularly on a full or new moon, especially at an hour where Saturn is most influential. If all of those canât align for you in a timely manner, pick your favorites or just do what you can.)
If you havenât already done so, consecrate your poppet now. Make sure the Universe knows exactly who this poppet is supposed to represent.Â
Now is the time to air your grievances towards the poppet. Speak to it as if you were speaking to the target with no holds barred. Tell them exactly how theyâve fucked up, how theyâve messed with the wrong witch, and now itâs time to face some consequences.Â
Take your pins/needles and drive them into the poppet. Name each wrongdoing theyâve committed as you go. âThis one is for betraying my trust. This one is for threatening my loved ones. May you feel each like a pin stuck in you until you make right on it.âÂ
Wrap the poppet in thread. Cover it completely if you feel the need to. âI hereby bind you from acting in this way.â Alternatively, âmay your web of lies become so thick and tangled that you canât move.âÂ
Place the poppet in the jar, then fill the jar with whatever sharps, spicies, and nasties you like. (Note: you can forego any of these ingredients if youâd like to make it a more gentle hex, or up the anti to make it harsher. Basically, youâre creating a toxic environment inside the jar either for them to rot inside, or that will harm them if they break your binds. The latter works best if the poppet is wrapped completely so that theyâre not actually touching the hot sauce⌠yet.)
Say any final words about their situation. Be specific and think it through, this part is personal to you. Do you want them to rot in this jar for what they did? Will the curse be lifted when they make right on their actions? Is there a specific way you want to see this metaphor to manifest in real life?
Close the jar and cover it. Make it so the sun canât reach it.
Storage/Disposal. This part depends on your goal! If you just want to teach your target a lesson, store the wrapped jar in a dark, private place (the back of a closet works great) where it wonât see the sun or be disturbed. If you KNOW you will never want to lift this hex and this spell is an act of war, put it in a garbage bag and fling that shit into a dumpster where it wonât ever see the light of day until itâs ground up into a landfill.
Recovery. If youâve chosen the dumpster method, thereâs no need for this part! If you decided to keep it and feel like your spell has adequately run its course, you can lift the hex simply by taking the jar back into the light and removing the poppet. You can also take out any pins you put in it. Â
Humans tell themselves lies constantly because otherwise they will go mad. Sometimes they are genuine lies--that the thing walking on two legs to its death was never another person, or simply deserved to be put to the sword by another, no, a real person. Sometimes they are shameful mistruths--that it was the alcohol, or the anger, or the demons. Most often, they are spaces of silence where truths are not welcome, which lets a person still believe they are good and kind and empathetic while not making eye contact with the dirty homeless woman and her dog standing at the edge of the parking lot with a cardboard sign.
In some ways, then, the fae are the most terrifying being a human could ever experience. What happens when something which lives so deeply in the legend of the lies it needs to tell itself meets a being which is made from whole cloth of dangerous truths?