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[She took a step back, smiling at Ben’s reaction] That was a kiss Ben. A great kiss. And also me proving a point. 

Well, you've made your point. And it was a pretty good kiss.

It’s dangerous out there little brother, you better be careful. There will be people who want to touch your willy, and you mustn’t let them for your virtue’s sake.

Sorry to disappoint you, Mar, but if a pretty girl tries to touch my willy, I'm probably going to let her. Who cares about virtue?

Oh just shut your mouth Mckinnon. I’m ten times the girl Emma is. And I’ll prove it.

[Stand in stunned silence before pulling his head away, dumbfounded.] What- What was that?

I don’t care if you believe me. It’s still true. Besides. You’re just a silly boy. You probably think anyone who smiles at you is beautiful. 

I'm a silly boy and you're a bratty girl. And yeah, I think smiles make anyone beautiful. But Emma is beautiful whether she smiles or not.

Emma isn’t even the most beautiful girl in our family. 

I don't believe you.

Don’t pretend like you know my sister. And she’s not pretty. She’s a troll.

I do know your sister. We're really good friends. ------ Well then you must be blind, because Emma is beautiful. The most beautiful in the whole school.

I don’t think there’s any debate actually. I win. Hands down. And everyone knows it. My sister is a disgrace. 

Excuse me? I am not the meaner Vanity. I’m the better Vanity. 

Woah there, I was just joking. I'm not trying to get into a debate over who's the better Vanity. I don't think that would end well for anyone.

Would I ever sarcastically make fun of your dancing?

Probably. Aren't you the meaner Vanity?

Okay fine. You’ve definitely impressed me. All the way impressed me. The dancing in particular was great.

Are you sarcastically making fun of my dancing or were you being serious?

I knew it!

As if you wouldn’t do the same thing.

Only once or twice.

I would only save it for special occasions. 

It still doesn't make it any less rude. 

Oh I don’t know. It could be a convenient way of avoiding talking to some people. 

Now that's rude.

Everything I’ve missed! It’s been — what, two weeks? Don’t spare any details, because I know I’ve missed loads.

Erm, I haven't really kept up with any drama. I don't really care all that much about it. I'm not exactly the best person to gossip with.

I would be very grateful if you could. Don’t be rude. It would be still be fun. I would just have to learn how to lip read. 

Lip reading isn't as fun as hearing. And I wasn't being rude.