May 9, 2025
was behind a truck today with a bumper sticker that said "JESUS CAN HELP YOU" and in my head i was like 🙄 ok but then i saw a second, handmade sign on the side of the truck that said "taskrabbit: call jesus torres" and his phone number
@apocrypals
JESUS SAVES
You time and money over other repairmen
Back when I lived in Michigan, there was a local shoe repair shop owned by someone named Jesus, and his sign out front said, "Jesus will save your sole and even dye for you" and I laughed literally every time I saw it
