today.

my bed is the only safe place in the universe. everywhere else is too loud and too much!!!

Update: While I was at the store I found a 53 piece around the house tool kit in bright purple, so of course I bought it for her. Her face when I gave it to her was priceless and she actually gasped. She's going to "make all the stuff"

Are we going to talk about the “but I’m a girl.”? Where did she get that? Did someone teach her that? Who is it? I’m ready to kill for that cutie.

She learned it from her dead father

I'm just gonna assume you killed him for his blatant sexism

I was across state lines and in the presence of three witnesses at the time of his death. I have receipts timestamped. My alibi is solid.