How much do top (and not so top) celebrities charge for appearances?
If you want your favourite celebrity to pitch up for your special event, it can be arranged. For a price, of course. (Image credits: AP/PA/AFP/Rex Features/Getty/ITV
Owners of the Westfield shopping centre in Stratford, east London, reportedly paid Rhi-Rhi a gob-smacking ÂŁ5 million to turn on its Christmas lights in 2012.
Justin Bieber â ÂŁ820,000
Want Justin Bieber to play at your next birthday party? It'll cost you around $1 million (or about ÂŁ820,000). Which is a touch on the prohibitive side, admittedly.
Kim Kardashian â ÂŁ400,000
Kim doesn't pitch up for peanuts. She scored this figure for going to a particular casino in Las Vegas for her 30th birthday.
After dinner speaking certainly pays better than being PM. In fact, Tony Blair can earn more than twice as much as his prime ministerial salary (ÂŁ143,000) in a single night.
Nicki Minaj â ÂŁ200,000
Not only will Nicki require ÂŁ200,000 for an appearance, she'll also need a gallon of lemonade, two dozen roses and spicy fried chicken, as per her rider.
Ellie Goulding â ÂŁ122,000
You too would be starry-eyed if you could earn this much for belting out a few tunes.
Simon Cowell â ÂŁ80,000
If you'd like Cowell to pass judgement on your next karaoke evening, you'll have to dig deep. 80 grand deep, to be precise.
Jeremy Clarkson â ÂŁ50,000
An evening of motoring anecdotes from Clarkson will cost you the best part of ÂŁ50,000. But for god's sake, make sure he gets a hot meal.
Former deputy prime minister Nick Clegg probably finds the after-dinner circuit much less stressful than coalition politics. The fee will also help.
Gary Lineker â ÂŁ25,000
Lineker will chat football till the camels come home. Well, for ÂŁ25,000 he will.
If Gary isn't your bag, for the same money you could get Katie Price to discuss her literary career instead.
Ainsley Harriot â ÂŁ11,000
Percy Pepper, Suzy Salt, and 11 grand, please.
John Craven â ÂŁ10,000 (plus travel expenses)
Countryfile and Newsround legend John Craven will gas on for ÂŁ10,000, but that's without travel. Fortunately, he doesn't seem like the private jet type.
Dick and Dom â ÂŁ5800 (for both)
Madcap bungalow dwellers Dick and Dom will bugger about at your event for a reasonable ÂŁ5,800. Seems better value there being two of them, for some reason.
Stunning anecdotes belted out at booming volume? Surely the very best ÂŁ6500 you will ever spend in your life.
Barbara Windsor â ÂŁ5000
Tales of Albert Square and Carrying On will set you back ÂŁ5000 for an evening with national treasure Babs.
It could be Chico Time all the time, for just shy of four grand.
Morning campers! Get 'Hi-de-Hi' star Ruth for a blast from the past.
Dig deep. That regional supermarket isn't going to open itself.
Richard Blackwood â ÂŁ1200
When Chico isn't available, grab EastEnder Richard Blackwood instead for a bargain price.
Wagner. No words necessary.