✖ Extraterrestrial ✖

remember when me and @bellwoodboy were serious twitter roleplayers

i’m pretty sure the kids next door still have that one hoarded

      “I’d ask if you were crazy, but I think I already know the answer. Dude, what the hell? I’m not driving you to the hospital in my car; what if you throw up in it?” 

“Aren’t you glad you decided to start defending the universe with us? I like that we can have these precious moments.”

      ❝You’re my cousin, and I love you, but I’m not talking about this.❞

“You can’t just pitch a conversation starter like that and then leave. That’s bad etiquette, Gwen. I thought you went to Fancy School.”

          “Hey, Tennyson, aren’t you tired of drinking all those smoothies all the time?” 

“I drank, like, six wheatgrass smoothies today. I’ve either gotta go to the bathroom for three solid hours or hospital.”

            ❝Ben, we’ve been over this. We’re not             running away to start a Mariachi band.❞

“Alien Force: Fury Road. Only instead of bloody battles and wild chases the fury comes from eating too much Mexican food. Also mustaches - and don’t worry, I’ve made sure you get the honour of the biggest.”

apparently i’m stuck with bellwoodboy for life

the blood pact is sealed

And no, we have apples. That’s it.

I’m going to die of starvation in this house. Your branch of the family is awful.

BYE

also i’m starved you got any snacks that aren’t aunt natalie’s weird heath food stuff

                    ☾ ☆ –and this blog is ready to go!  ☆ ☽

ᴄᴏɴғɪᴅᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ ғɪʟᴇs ✯ ᴄᴏʀʀᴇsᴘᴏɴᴅᴇɴᴄᴇ ✯ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴀsᴇ

      “I swear if I see one more photoshopped photo       of me online because of Ben I’m going to flip.”