Person One: If a cisgender woman is dating a cisgender man with an attractive backside and is not periodically pegging him or engaging in some kind of anal play, it is a waste, because a queer man would definitely take advantage of that opportunity.

Person Two: Given that there is a current trend amongst cisgender heterosexual men to decline to maintain a standard of personal hygeine that includes regularly washing or even thoroughly wiping their anuses with soap or toilet tissue because of elevated levels of homophobia and their perception of heterosexual manliness being associated with strong smells, to expect a cisgender woman to perform anal play with such a man is cruel to her, regardless of how his backside appears aesthetically.

Person Three: This is a scathing deconstruction from the perspectives of people who perform sex with cis men. I am impressed.

Island Beskids, Poland

What if I told you

that these policies