The Nerdy Linguist

honestly the amount of crushes I had on girls as a youth but didn’t recognise because the only option offered to me was heterosexuality is mind-blowing

listen. it’s 2018. it’s time to admit, finally, that bbc sherlock is, in fact, bad, and was only good because we watched it when we were 15 and didn’t know how to dismantle scripts that SOUND clever but are really just gold-flake covered shit

*angry and annoyed asexual agreement*

what’s this mean

It means they agreed but weren’t like, horny about it i guess

I tried to just scroll and move on … but I couldn’t. This is just too perfect.

whats agriculture

y’all wanna sound so smart with your ‘yuuri the memelord’ hcs but hear me out and you’ll know i’m right: victor is the meme encyclopedia. source: i don’t need one it’s common knowledge.

I adore how she carries his head low, at her side, and not aloft in triumph. This is not a self-aggrandizing hero lauding her great deed. This is a woman who wanted to be left the fuck alone.

in case you ever need to show someone a picture of a nonsexualized nude woman, here’s one for you.

writing tip: don’t tell us your character’s backstory. don’t tell us what your character is thinking. don’t tell us what your character is doing. don’t tell us anything. the reader should simply look at a blank page and be suddenly overcome with emotion.

Good tip. I know a lot of writers who cry uncontrollably when they see a blank page, so I’m sure that feeling will translate directly to the reader.